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[huaaaaagh]

Who: Paisley crew & visitors
Broadcast: Only when specified
Action: Paisley!
When: Whenever!

It's been a while, so ship mingle for the Paisley!

Residents of the Paisley can potentially be affected by the glitches described here.

Comments

[livesfastdiesung]

A. sometimes augments just happen
[Freyja's in a relatively good mood. Which is normal, that's just how she is, and thanks to the energy boost from the augment she's been bouncing off the walls nonstop which means anything from her following people around, to singing loudly, to popping up in the middle of whatever important thing someone is doing, to just literally never sitting still even if it means accidentally making a mess of something.

For someone that's already normally a ball of energy, it's only gotten worse with the glitch.]

B. when augments aren't glitching
[Early in the month, when she's not being obnoxiously energetic, she's just plain old energetic. And while it's not actually unusual to hear her singing around the ship, it's usually not accompanied by all of the thuds.]

Let's go, let's break through to the dawn we dreamed oOOOOFFFF—!

[And as if on cue, there's a Freyja rolling out of her office.]

C. wildcard!?

[It can be anything from catching her singing and dancing to playing games to just needing to talk about whatever!! She is here for all Paisley needs no matter what.]

A!

[huaaaaagh]

[Reluctantly, Kirito has emerged from his blanket fortress to get himself some food (the growling of his stomach keeps waking him up, and you just can't nap properly in that state). His unsuspecting self is wandering down the hall, his headphones hanging around his neck, noisily blaring some obnoxious pop song from the network to keep him upright. It's not a bad song. He can even hear it clearly, bouncing off the wa-

Wait, is that someone else singing...?]

[livesfastdiesung]

[I hope you enjoy pop music, Kirito. It's only getting louder, too, like something is approaching...

Well.

Someone is.

And she's spinning out in front of Kirito, clearly not watching where she's going.]

[huaaaaagh]

[what is that

it sounds like something Suguha would listen to

Sleepily he lifts his head, squinting at the object heading straight for him. Quite literally straight for him.

He's not moving out of the way - who has the energy for that? - so collision time, apparently.]

[livesfastdiesung]

[Crash. And in the moment Freyja is stunned by even running into something—someone to begin with, she bounces backwards and falls with a loud yelp.]

Ehhhh!?

[huaaaaagh]

[Aaaand down they go. Kirito barely has enough energy to let loose a surprised gasp, falling backwards like a limp noodle.

Now he's on the floor. Okay, he lives here now.]

Uh, ow...

[livesfastdiesung]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!! I didn't mean to do that!!

[She just didn't think to watch where she was going, is all. Not that it makes it better. She scrambles up and then offers a hand to him to try to help him up.]

[huaaaaagh]

It's fine, it's... hah...?

[He squints tiredly at her hand for a moment before it clicks- oh, he's supposed to be getting up. With some reluctance he reaches out to take her hand, accepting the help. Once on his feet he sways, rubbing at an eye.]

Oh, hey Frey.

[livesfastdiesung]

[She squints at him, taking in how tired he seems.]

Did you get enough sleep last night? Do we gotta shove you back in bed or something?

[huaaaaagh]

Mm... I've been sleeping all day, actually. And most of the night. I just wanted some breakfast.

[It's like 5PM, but okay, breakfast.]

[livesfastdiesung]

Are you sure you're feeling okay? It's almost dinnertime. Not breakfast. 'Cause if you're sick you should probably stay in bed anyway!

[huaaaaagh]

I don't feel sick. Just lethargic, I guess. And I'd have stayed in bed but I didn't wanna ask anyone to make me dinner or something.

[It's kind of presumptuous, isn't it? He's probably just lazy...]

[livesfastdiesung]

I could've made you somethin' no problem. I'm an expert at gel food! [no she's not] But you gotta be tired for some reason even if it's not you being all sick and stuff.

[huaaaaagh]

Mmm... at this point, I don't much care about the why. If I'm sick I can sleep it off like usual... and if it doesn't go away, I'll bug Stefan into giving me something. He's probably itching for something to do.

[When no one's sick or injured, there's not much for the lab personnel to do, or so he assumes.]

[livesfastdiesung]

—That's right!! I bet he could figure out what's wrong, let's go, I'll make sure you get there!

[And completely ignoring the 'if it doesn't go away' part.]

[huaaaaagh]

[w-wait, what]

But I was going to the kitchen...

[don't make him go to the doctor, mom!!]