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[revengeofthemordsith]

Who: Cara + You
Broadcast: Text
Action: SS First Breath
When: Now!

Apparently many people on the Fleet seem to be suffering from sadness. I have come up with some suitable solutions for you.

One: Crying. (This works for many)
Two: Drinking. (I'm less sure of this)
Three: Cuddling.

These usually work from what I've seen of people with . . . feelings. Hopefully you will all recover soon.

Comments

[revengeofthemordsith]

I have excellent aim.

[airily]

Yeah, but can you aim at what you can't see?

[revengeofthemordsith]

Your presence must be truly forgettable then.

[airily]

Hey! It's because I'm a seraph - I'm super memorable!

[revengeofthemordsith]

I don't know what that is. And I'm not sure I care to.

[airily]

Ouch, that hurts...

[revengeofthemordsith]

If that's all it takes, I doubt you can handle cuddling from me.

[airily]

Nah, I've had worse, don't you worry about it.

[revengeofthemordsith]

I'm not worried.

[airily]

Concerned?

[revengeofthemordsith]

Don't flatter yourself.

[airily]

Aw, guess I can't catch a break...

[revengeofthemordsith]

I am sure someone else will accommodate you.

[airily]

I suppose I'm gonna have to, huh?

[revengeofthemordsith]

It seems that way.