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[revengeofthemordsith]

Who: Cara + You
Broadcast: Text
Action: SS First Breath
When: Now!

Apparently many people on the Fleet seem to be suffering from sadness. I have come up with some suitable solutions for you.

One: Crying. (This works for many)
Two: Drinking. (I'm less sure of this)
Three: Cuddling.

These usually work from what I've seen of people with . . . feelings. Hopefully you will all recover soon.

Comments

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

If they last long enough and you take good care of 'em, it might happen.

[That said, it's not like 99% of people would be able to notice unless they turned evil.]

What's an agiel? [He tries really hard not to mangle that pronunciation.] That's a new kinda weapon I've never heard of.

Re: voice;

[revengeofthemordsith]

It's a weapon that causes pain with a single touch. Most people cannot even carry it.

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

Well shit, that sounds awful.

[But awesome? But also awful. He isn't sure what sort of spirit would live in a thing like that. It'd have to be able to deal with the pain, first of all.]

So you trained to carry that thing?

Re: voice;

[revengeofthemordsith]

I was trained to do so. As a member of the Mord'Sith.

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

So what are the Mord'Sith anyway? You've mentioned that a couple times now.

Re: voice;

[revengeofthemordsith]

Warriors. Assassins. Whatever we're needed to be.

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

Ah, okay.

[There's 0 judgment here because that's the sort of people who he actually gets along with the most.]

So you kill a lot of people in your time then? With those agiels things?

Re: voice;

[revengeofthemordsith]

Plenty. I've certainly lost count. The Midlands is always in a state of turmoil. Bandits, rogues, warlords . . . they never stop appearing.

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

Huh, sounds like a good time for a weapon.

[Turmoil was the bane of a human's life, but the absolute best time for a sword.]

You must've been busy, with all that to deal with. Did you serve some kinda lord or whatever?

Re: voice;

[revengeofthemordsith]

I serve the Seeker. He's more of a heroic . . . helper.

voice;

[helmsplitter]

...Helper? So, like a mercenary?

[But a heroic one?]

Re: voice;

[revengeofthemordsith]

They don't pay him. It's his destiny or fate to help those in need. Hero is the best word for it.

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

...

[Ohhhh.]

So like the Saniwa. Got it.

[Not an easy job, to be sure.]

How many of you go around helpin' this Seeker guy?

Re: voice;

[revengeofthemordsith]

Only three of us. A wizard and the Mother Confessor.

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

Mother Confessor?

You guys have some really weird names for yourselves, you know that?

Re: voice;

[revengeofthemordsith]

I didn't come up with them.

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

Guess that's true. So what did a "mother confessor" do? Make more confessors?

Re: voice;

[revengeofthemordsith]

She is the law of the Midlands. She can tell when someone is lying and make them confess their sins.

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

[Yeah, see? That's an awesome skill. But also, what a weird thing to be called.]

Shit, so no sayin' you ate your vegetables when you really didn't around her, huh?

Re: voice;

[revengeofthemordsith]

She would certainly know immediately. Her power is almost absolute in that area.

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

Almost? Is there something she can't see?

[Is there something he can keep secret from this crazy lady with the all knowing eye???]

Re: voice;

[revengeofthemordsith]

People like me. A Confessor cannot read the truth from a Mord'Sith.

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

[d a m m i t]

Guess that's why you an' her made a good pair in the triumvirate. So one who can give the beat down, someone who flings magic, and someone who can tell if you lie - all to help this hero person? What were they doing that they needed all that protection?

Re: voice;

[revengeofthemordsith]

What heroes normally do. Bring peace and security.

Re: voice;

[helmsplitter]

That in short supply where you're from?