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Edwin Jarvis ([personal profile] edwinjarvis) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-02-13 02:47 pm

Video. the ramblings of a drunk british man.

Who: Jarvis and you, valentine. ;)
Broadcast:
Fleetwide
Action: Tourist/Iskaulit, wherever you catch him
When:
Valentine's Day of course!!!

[Jarvis here, ready to be — drunk? Perhaps just a little. He is actually doing a PSA whether he realizes it or not, looking disapprovingly at his wine glass. He's rosy-cheeked and his tie is the slightest bit crooked. Just the slightest. And he is currently abandoning his coat because it is clearly getting hot in the Tourist kitchen.]

Oh, myyyyy goodnessgracious, I think — I... Yes, the wrong bottle, this is... the wrong bottle. It's just a little purple...er than the other I was supposed to take from the shelf. I should have known better; I can't read —

[He looks intently at the liquor bottle, marked in alien writing that their augments certainly can't translate.]


I can't read this, period. I think I accidentally drank one of the more potent... bottles...

[... hiccup]

... Not the whole bottle, mind you, I'm not a barbarian.

Clearly two glasses is downright diabolical. I apologize, Miss Nami, I believe this is one of the newer imports. I will have to credit it out in take — ...take it out in credits. Goodness, it's warm in here. I'm going to go to the Iskaulit, since I fancy it cooler there... Cookies!! [Yes, that's as sudden as it seems, and he claps his hands together.] I'll make some cookies, because it is Valentine's Day, and cookies have to be made, and I haven't the supplies nor the mind-power for chocolate... anything, really. And I certainly have nothing to do on Valentine's Day, no sir — or ma'am. I am quite freed up by... by the light-years-away... -ness, of my predicament. Very much free to bake indeed. I don't mind at all. I — it's very... un-routine of me, to have no one to bake for on this particular date.

[He huffs.]

If you don't have a valentine, please stop by the Space Bar kitchen, I will have cookies so you can at least eat cookies. It's completely unnecessary to have a single valentine — it doesn't need to be a... lady or fellow you fancy, either. I'll have you know I made my classmates biscuits every year, save for — goodness, that time in... 1925...? When I came down with the flu. What a terrible February that was. I thought I'd gone — bubonic.

..... I'm talking quite a lot.

If you'll excuse me, I need my apron. Where did I put my...

[...... He's wandered off.]
shamisens: (I've just seen a face)

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[personal profile] shamisens 2017-02-25 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. It's . . . all I have. I couldn't give them a proper burial and we didn't have any mementos.
shamisens: (I don't know how you were diverted)

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[personal profile] shamisens 2017-02-25 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ He nods, but Kubo can't quite make eye contact. ]

Sure. They'd probably like that.
shamisens: (No one comes near)

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[personal profile] shamisens 2017-02-25 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I just made rice a lot. It was the easier thing to buy and make and . . . [ He trails off. ]

It's not like we had a kitchen.
shamisens: (Than just holding hands)

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[personal profile] shamisens 2017-02-25 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
No. Not really. I did miso and fish when I could but it wasn't easy.
shamisens: (Would you promise to be true)

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[personal profile] shamisens 2017-02-25 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's a kind of soup we make. We have it with our rice to give it more taste.
shamisens: (Someone controlled you)

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[personal profile] shamisens 2017-02-25 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kubo blinks. ]

Sure. But it's nothing special.
shamisens: (I've just seen a face)

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[personal profile] shamisens 2017-02-25 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that could make it special. Just don't get your hopes up.
shamisens: (Who is it for?)

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[personal profile] shamisens 2017-02-25 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
You might regret that too.

[ Kubo's cooking is passable, but he might not be the best judge. And his mother certainly couldn't tell him if he did a good job or not. ]
shamisens: (You'll be thinking of me)

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[personal profile] shamisens 2017-02-26 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kubo nods tentatively. ]

If you don't mind.
shamisens: (And there's no time when I'm alone)

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[personal profile] shamisens 2017-02-27 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
I've . . . gotten better at it?

[ He was lucky to avoid getting burned. Thankfully, the augment does help in supplying information so Kubo doesn't feel too bad figuring out the new machines. ]
shamisens: (He's a real nowhere man)

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[personal profile] shamisens 2017-02-28 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ His one eye squints at the dial before adjusting it. ]

Machines are all still new to me. At home, we had a fire and a pot to cook in.
shamisens: (When she learns we are two)

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[personal profile] shamisens 2017-03-01 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
I guess? I kind of have to cope.

[ He doesn't want to get left behind or miss out. It's a steep learning curve but that keeps him distracted. ]

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