Edwin Jarvis (
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driftfleet2017-02-13 02:47 pm
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Video. the ramblings of a drunk british man.
Who: Jarvis and you, valentine. ;)
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Tourist/Iskaulit, wherever you catch him
When: Valentine's Day of course!!!
[Jarvis here, ready to be — drunk? Perhaps just a little. He is actually doing a PSA whether he realizes it or not, looking disapprovingly at his wine glass. He's rosy-cheeked and his tie is the slightest bit crooked. Just the slightest. And he is currently abandoning his coat because it is clearly getting hot in the Tourist kitchen.]
Oh, myyyyy goodnessgracious, I think — I... Yes, the wrong bottle, this is... the wrong bottle. It's just a little purple...er than the other I was supposed to take from the shelf. I should have known better; I can't read —
[He looks intently at the liquor bottle, marked in alien writing that their augments certainly can't translate.]
I can't read this, period. I think I accidentally drank one of the more potent... bottles...
[... hiccup]
... Not the whole bottle, mind you, I'm not a barbarian.
Clearly two glasses is downright diabolical. I apologize, Miss Nami, I believe this is one of the newer imports. I will have to credit it out in take — ...take it out in credits. Goodness, it's warm in here. I'm going to go to the Iskaulit, since I fancy it cooler there... Cookies!! [Yes, that's as sudden as it seems, and he claps his hands together.] I'll make some cookies, because it is Valentine's Day, and cookies have to be made, and I haven't the supplies nor the mind-power for chocolate... anything, really. And I certainly have nothing to do on Valentine's Day, no sir — or ma'am. I am quite freed up by... by the light-years-away... -ness, of my predicament. Very much free to bake indeed. I don't mind at all. I — it's very... un-routine of me, to have no one to bake for on this particular date.
[He huffs.]
If you don't have a valentine, please stop by the Space Bar kitchen, I will have cookies so you can at least eat cookies. It's completely unnecessary to have a single valentine — it doesn't need to be a... lady or fellow you fancy, either. I'll have you know I made my classmates biscuits every year, save for — goodness, that time in... 1925...? When I came down with the flu. What a terrible February that was. I thought I'd gone — bubonic.
..... I'm talking quite a lot.
If you'll excuse me, I need my apron. Where did I put my...
[...... He's wandered off.]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Tourist/Iskaulit, wherever you catch him
When: Valentine's Day of course!!!
[Jarvis here, ready to be — drunk? Perhaps just a little. He is actually doing a PSA whether he realizes it or not, looking disapprovingly at his wine glass. He's rosy-cheeked and his tie is the slightest bit crooked. Just the slightest. And he is currently abandoning his coat because it is clearly getting hot in the Tourist kitchen.]
Oh, myyyyy goodnessgracious, I think — I... Yes, the wrong bottle, this is... the wrong bottle. It's just a little purple...er than the other I was supposed to take from the shelf. I should have known better; I can't read —
[He looks intently at the liquor bottle, marked in alien writing that their augments certainly can't translate.]
I can't read this, period. I think I accidentally drank one of the more potent... bottles...
[... hiccup]
... Not the whole bottle, mind you, I'm not a barbarian.
Clearly two glasses is downright diabolical. I apologize, Miss Nami, I believe this is one of the newer imports. I will have to credit it out in take — ...take it out in credits. Goodness, it's warm in here. I'm going to go to the Iskaulit, since I fancy it cooler there... Cookies!! [Yes, that's as sudden as it seems, and he claps his hands together.] I'll make some cookies, because it is Valentine's Day, and cookies have to be made, and I haven't the supplies nor the mind-power for chocolate... anything, really. And I certainly have nothing to do on Valentine's Day, no sir — or ma'am. I am quite freed up by... by the light-years-away... -ness, of my predicament. Very much free to bake indeed. I don't mind at all. I — it's very... un-routine of me, to have no one to bake for on this particular date.
[He huffs.]
If you don't have a valentine, please stop by the Space Bar kitchen, I will have cookies so you can at least eat cookies. It's completely unnecessary to have a single valentine — it doesn't need to be a... lady or fellow you fancy, either. I'll have you know I made my classmates biscuits every year, save for — goodness, that time in... 1925...? When I came down with the flu. What a terrible February that was. I thought I'd gone — bubonic.
..... I'm talking quite a lot.
If you'll excuse me, I need my apron. Where did I put my...
[...... He's wandered off.]
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Precisely. We all have things that aren't all they seem at first glance.
[A smile, nodding to the bracelet.]
From your family?
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They will appreciate you wearing this far more, I promise you.
Shall we continue making sweets in their honor?
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Sure. They'd probably like that.
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[Don't worry, young sir, he won't let it stay awkward and sad for too long.
Once more into the fray, as they say.]
And if you would like to make shapes of your own, I shan't complain.
Creativity is very important, in baking.
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It's not like we had a kitchen.
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Was there anything else you prepared?
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I would love to learn how to make it, whenever you have the chance.
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Sure. But it's nothing special.
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[ Kubo's cooking is passable, but he might not be the best judge. And his mother certainly couldn't tell him if he did a good job or not. ]
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I have far more pressing regrets than trying someone else's food.
Would you like me to show you other recipes, so you find within yourself a little confidence?
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If you don't mind.
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[It's basically a promise.]
Now — we're almost done. Lay these on the tray, we'll set the oven while we cut the rest out. Have you gotten familiar with the oven?
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[ He was lucky to avoid getting burned. Thankfully, the augment does help in supplying information so Kubo doesn't feel too bad figuring out the new machines. ]
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We'll work through it together; you'll have it all perfected in no time at all. [He moves over to said oven.] Even I had quite a day, learning the new technology, but you're far brighter than myself, I've no doubts!
Here - Set the oven to 375 degrees.
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Machines are all still new to me. At home, we had a fire and a pot to cook in.
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Have you been coping well?
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[ He doesn't want to get left behind or miss out. It's a steep learning curve but that keeps him distracted. ]
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It's important to check on one another, don't you think?
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