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driftfleet2017-02-13 02:47 pm
edwinjarvis) wrote in driftfleet2017-02-13 02:47 pm
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Video. the ramblings of a drunk british man.
Who: Jarvis and you, valentine. ;)
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Tourist/Iskaulit, wherever you catch him
When: Valentine's Day of course!!!
[Jarvis here, ready to be — drunk? Perhaps just a little. He is actually doing a PSA whether he realizes it or not, looking disapprovingly at his wine glass. He's rosy-cheeked and his tie is the slightest bit crooked. Just the slightest. And he is currently abandoning his coat because it is clearly getting hot in the Tourist kitchen.]
Oh, myyyyy goodnessgracious, I think — I... Yes, the wrong bottle, this is... the wrong bottle. It's just a little purple...er than the other I was supposed to take from the shelf. I should have known better; I can't read —
[He looks intently at the liquor bottle, marked in alien writing that their augments certainly can't translate.]
I can't read this, period. I think I accidentally drank one of the more potent... bottles...
[... hiccup]
... Not the whole bottle, mind you, I'm not a barbarian.
Clearly two glasses is downright diabolical. I apologize, Miss Nami, I believe this is one of the newer imports. I will have to credit it out in take — ...take it out in credits. Goodness, it's warm in here. I'm going to go to the Iskaulit, since I fancy it cooler there... Cookies!! [Yes, that's as sudden as it seems, and he claps his hands together.] I'll make some cookies, because it is Valentine's Day, and cookies have to be made, and I haven't the supplies nor the mind-power for chocolate... anything, really. And I certainly have nothing to do on Valentine's Day, no sir — or ma'am. I am quite freed up by... by the light-years-away... -ness, of my predicament. Very much free to bake indeed. I don't mind at all. I — it's very... un-routine of me, to have no one to bake for on this particular date.
[He huffs.]
If you don't have a valentine, please stop by the Space Bar kitchen, I will have cookies so you can at least eat cookies. It's completely unnecessary to have a single valentine — it doesn't need to be a... lady or fellow you fancy, either. I'll have you know I made my classmates biscuits every year, save for — goodness, that time in... 1925...? When I came down with the flu. What a terrible February that was. I thought I'd gone — bubonic.
..... I'm talking quite a lot.
If you'll excuse me, I need my apron. Where did I put my...
[...... He's wandered off.]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Tourist/Iskaulit, wherever you catch him
When: Valentine's Day of course!!!
[Jarvis here, ready to be — drunk? Perhaps just a little. He is actually doing a PSA whether he realizes it or not, looking disapprovingly at his wine glass. He's rosy-cheeked and his tie is the slightest bit crooked. Just the slightest. And he is currently abandoning his coat because it is clearly getting hot in the Tourist kitchen.]
Oh, myyyyy goodnessgracious, I think — I... Yes, the wrong bottle, this is... the wrong bottle. It's just a little purple...er than the other I was supposed to take from the shelf. I should have known better; I can't read —
[He looks intently at the liquor bottle, marked in alien writing that their augments certainly can't translate.]
I can't read this, period. I think I accidentally drank one of the more potent... bottles...
[... hiccup]
... Not the whole bottle, mind you, I'm not a barbarian.
Clearly two glasses is downright diabolical. I apologize, Miss Nami, I believe this is one of the newer imports. I will have to credit it out in take — ...take it out in credits. Goodness, it's warm in here. I'm going to go to the Iskaulit, since I fancy it cooler there... Cookies!! [Yes, that's as sudden as it seems, and he claps his hands together.] I'll make some cookies, because it is Valentine's Day, and cookies have to be made, and I haven't the supplies nor the mind-power for chocolate... anything, really. And I certainly have nothing to do on Valentine's Day, no sir — or ma'am. I am quite freed up by... by the light-years-away... -ness, of my predicament. Very much free to bake indeed. I don't mind at all. I — it's very... un-routine of me, to have no one to bake for on this particular date.
[He huffs.]
If you don't have a valentine, please stop by the Space Bar kitchen, I will have cookies so you can at least eat cookies. It's completely unnecessary to have a single valentine — it doesn't need to be a... lady or fellow you fancy, either. I'll have you know I made my classmates biscuits every year, save for — goodness, that time in... 1925...? When I came down with the flu. What a terrible February that was. I thought I'd gone — bubonic.
..... I'm talking quite a lot.
If you'll excuse me, I need my apron. Where did I put my...
[...... He's wandered off.]
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Butlering mostly.
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That's something I tend to do. Butlering.
How old am I, then?
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video. 1/2
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[He's gesturing in a helpful way at his own hips.]
And your hair is wrong.
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I need to keep with my exercise regimen.
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I do rather enjoy cookies.
[I AM SHOOKETH I MUST TAKE CARE OF MYSELF I WON'T BE 40 FOREVER]
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[It's prying, but it's bro-prying. That's a good kind of prying. Honest.]
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I use the punching bag, and I lift weights — and there's an incredible machine there that lets you run in place. Have you seen it? Quite advanced, though I feel like I'm moving down a conveyor belt for the marketplace.
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Oh, you mean deliverances.
[Whelp.]
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[What an odd name.]
You frequent the gym often, then?