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driftfleet2017-04-04 01:05 am
universal_charm) wrote in driftfleet2017-04-04 01:05 am
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Captain's Log 09 - Rumor Has It
Who: Jim Kirk + You
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, the Tourist + the Iskaulit
When: Drift Week
[ Video ]
[ Kirk appears on the screen, wearing his customary black t-shirt. He's a simple man at heart, really. If you look behind him, one can see a number of boxes, all seemingly overflowing with similar black shirts. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what's happened. A sponsor drop.
He's twirling some bits of paper in front of him, a look somewhere between bemused and annoyed on his face. ]
So I suppose I should thank someone for all the new shirts that just came in. I assume they are to make up for these that I have heard going around. I have to say, some of these are quite inventive, so props to whomever came up with them.
Let's read my favorites, shall we?
One - Kirk likes to twirl in his captain's chair when no one is looking.
Two - Kirk rips his shirts on purpose.
Three - Kirk and Leonard McCoy are in a romantic relationship together.
Four - Kirk is secretly a zombie.
Five - Kirk is actually a virgin.
There is quite a lot to unpack in those, which I assume come from the "viewers". Two of which have me saying - really? Do you know me at all? But I applaud your imaginations, truly.
[ He pushes away from his position of leaning on his desk - at which point his black shirt rips right across the chest. He looks down and sighs, giving his head that little shake of the exasperated when something has happened one to many times in a day. He looks up at the camera and points with his little stubs of paper. ]
Contrary to belief, that was not on purpose. And whoever dropped these - F for quality.
[ And he turns off the video to go change. Sorry guys, no show today. ]
[ Action ]
[ Over the course of the next week or so, it is highly likely one will run into Kirk on either the Tourist or the Iskaulit in some variable form of undress - bet it with an intact shirt, a ripped shirt, or changing into a new one he carried with him at all times. If you have never seen his tattoos before, now's your chance.
Also, for the Tourist, don't mind the ripped up shirts that are beginning to appear in every trash receptacle, and even forming a modest pile just outside his door in one of the emptied boxes. He really has nowhere else to put them. ]
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, the Tourist + the Iskaulit
When: Drift Week
[ Video ]
[ Kirk appears on the screen, wearing his customary black t-shirt. He's a simple man at heart, really. If you look behind him, one can see a number of boxes, all seemingly overflowing with similar black shirts. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what's happened. A sponsor drop.
He's twirling some bits of paper in front of him, a look somewhere between bemused and annoyed on his face. ]
So I suppose I should thank someone for all the new shirts that just came in. I assume they are to make up for these that I have heard going around. I have to say, some of these are quite inventive, so props to whomever came up with them.
Let's read my favorites, shall we?
One - Kirk likes to twirl in his captain's chair when no one is looking.
Two - Kirk rips his shirts on purpose.
Three - Kirk and Leonard McCoy are in a romantic relationship together.
Four - Kirk is secretly a zombie.
Five - Kirk is actually a virgin.
There is quite a lot to unpack in those, which I assume come from the "viewers". Two of which have me saying - really? Do you know me at all? But I applaud your imaginations, truly.
[ He pushes away from his position of leaning on his desk - at which point his black shirt rips right across the chest. He looks down and sighs, giving his head that little shake of the exasperated when something has happened one to many times in a day. He looks up at the camera and points with his little stubs of paper. ]
Contrary to belief, that was not on purpose. And whoever dropped these - F for quality.
[ And he turns off the video to go change. Sorry guys, no show today. ]
[ Action ]
[ Over the course of the next week or so, it is highly likely one will run into Kirk on either the Tourist or the Iskaulit in some variable form of undress - bet it with an intact shirt, a ripped shirt, or changing into a new one he carried with him at all times. If you have never seen his tattoos before, now's your chance.
Also, for the Tourist, don't mind the ripped up shirts that are beginning to appear in every trash receptacle, and even forming a modest pile just outside his door in one of the emptied boxes. He really has nowhere else to put them. ]
Re: Iskaulit - Crowley's Bar
Naturally. I'm a man who likes to see what he's buying.
[A scotch is fetched from the counter underneath, with ice added that looks like - well - little apples - and poured in a glass.]
Cheers.
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Buying me - eh? Does that mean you plan to put a ring on it, Tyrion?
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[Tyrion put a hand on his chest, bowing.]
You will have to wait, naturally, until I have gathered enough funds to get you the sort of ring you deserve ... but we can have rampant man sex until then, yes?
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Well, so long as you are promising me that ring. But to be honest I would have done it without too. I have heard the rumors.
[ He grinned and waggled his brows at his companion. ]
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[He smirked in response, before holding up his own glass.]
Let me guess, silver-tongued in and out of bed?
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Oh, well, you know the answer to the first, but you'll have to figure out the other for yourself too.
[ He leans in, biting his lip and looking down at him through his lashes. ]
I'm not sure you'd believe me otherwise.
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[He smirks into his glass, before leaning over to pat Jim on the cheek.]
But it is adorable that you think your tongue is as highly regarded as mine.
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[ He pouted some more and reached up, laying his hand over Tyrion's. Look, if you were playing chicken he's going to beat you sir. ]
Oh, Tyrion, you have no idea what my tongue could do. And I have been wanting to show you for so long...
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You know we cannot engage in such lustful behavior until we are Properly Wed, ser. How dare you try to impugn my virgin manhood?
[He took his hand back and fluttered his eyelashes.]
We must save Something for our wedding night.
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[ He faked a blush and an astonished gasp. ]
Oh, Tyrion! Darling, you should know that there are so many ways to enjoy each other without taking your flower ~
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My sweetest! You must tell me of the ways that we can make our love bloom, without ruining our blossoms!
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Well, you were so very recently telling me of the prowess of that silver tongue of yours...