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[evervigilante]

Who: Yuri Lowell + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Bishop
When: RIGHT NOW

I've been feeling a little left out with all you guys getting presents and fun rumors. Which is why I thought I'd add some of my own. Ahem.

[ Yuri dramatically clears his throat. ]

"Yuri's hair is insured for 1000 gald"

"Yuri blew up a casino once."

"Yuri's secret power is talking to bunnies."

"Yuri wore a bikini once. And won a swimsuit competition."

That should cover it. I guess now I have to do the requisite log off and hiding in my room in shame.

If you want to visit, I'm at the Bishop. I'm in the mood for crepes.

Comments

[brainiest]

Most people wouldn't guess that I have any kind of sense of humour. You must have caught me on a good day.

[ Definitely too uptight, apparently, but she likes to think of it as studious. ]

They might have been concerned about the casino one, but I can't really comment.

[evervigilante]

Maybe those people don't know you very well.

And I didn't actually blow up any casinos. I borrowed inspiration from a friend.

[ Judith's adventures were infinitely more gossip-worthy than Yuri's. ]

[brainiest]

Oh. Well, blowing up places isn't as fun as it sounds.

[evervigilante]

Especially when you're caught up in said explosions.

[brainiest]

Exactly. It's all just a bit dramatic, honestly.

[evervigilante]

Drama makes the world go round.

After all — [ Yuri gestures around him ] — Isn't that why we're here?

[brainiest]

Something like that. [ Her nose wrinkles. ] Drama and everything else all tied up together.

[evervigilante]

What does everything else consist of?

[brainiest]

Oh, you know. The good things that can happen around here. The people.

[evervigilante]

Do you have some examples? I don't want to get my hopes up yet.

[brainiest]

We have all kinds of interesting people here. Witches, doctors, elves, mutants - most of them are friendly, too. I haven't met anyone that's actively tried to start trouble.

[evervigilante]

That's . . . impressive actually.

[ He highly doubts it too. ]

[brainiest]

I think we're all in enough trouble here without trying to get into more.

[evervigilante]

That's never stopped anyone before but I imagine floating in space is a suitable deterrent.

[brainiest]

Something like that. Knowing there's more than a few people to sort you out if you do mess around helps too.

[evervigilante]

[ Yuri can get that. That's why he needs Brave Vesperia. Still he struggles with accepting help. ]

Guess I'll need someone to sort out my messes too.

[brainiest]

[ That leaves her making a face. ]

As long as it's not just me by myself...

[evervigilante]

Are you volunteering?

[brainiest]

I always end up doing it anyway...

[evervigilante]

Yeah, but that's a choice. No one's making you do anything you don't want to.

[brainiest]

No, I suppose not. I don't mind, really. It was sort of my job, before.

[evervigilante]

It sounds like a job you haven't let go of.

[brainiest]

I've been doing it since I was eleven...

[evervigilante]

Is that a job?

Or something you need to keep going?

[ Yuri has a sneaking suspicion it's the latter. ]

[brainiest]

[ Blink. ]

Something I need? I suppose. It's just something I do, maybe...