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[evervigilante]

Who: Yuri Lowell + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Bishop
When: RIGHT NOW

I've been feeling a little left out with all you guys getting presents and fun rumors. Which is why I thought I'd add some of my own. Ahem.

[ Yuri dramatically clears his throat. ]

"Yuri's hair is insured for 1000 gald"

"Yuri blew up a casino once."

"Yuri's secret power is talking to bunnies."

"Yuri wore a bikini once. And won a swimsuit competition."

That should cover it. I guess now I have to do the requisite log off and hiding in my room in shame.

If you want to visit, I'm at the Bishop. I'm in the mood for crepes.

Comments

video;

[noprophecies]

[since she isn't sure if this one remembers her or not—]

Your hair is not worth that much.

[—she's still going to be an asshole, whoops]

[evervigilante]

Give it a few more inches and I'm sure it will be.

[noprophecies]

I find that incredibly hard to believe.

[evervigilante]

Good thing it doesn't hinge on you believing it.

[noprophecies]

No one with a bloody brain in their skull will believe it, either.

You do not recognize me, do you.

voice;

[helmsplitter]

You blew up a casino?

[Please tell this story, it sounds awesome.

[evervigilante]

Actually, I didn't. But a friend of mine did. Or she cleaned them out. She was rather vague on the specifics.

[ Though blowing things up is Judith's specialty. ]

[helmsplitter]

...That's disappointin'. I was hopin' to hear about how you blew up a whole building.

[Because that would have been EPIC. But now Doudanuki is sad.]

Cleanin' 'em out ain't as fun.

[evervigilante]

I've blown up a few. Nothing note-worthy though.

video

[searingedgelord]

Crepes, huh? Good luck with that.

[evervigilante]

What, you're not interested in tasting my crepes? They're famous.

[searingedgelord]

Oh. You're making them yourself. I was just doubting the Atroma's willingness to take requests.

But I'll still pass. They'd be wasted on me.

[evervigilante]

How come? Are you allergic to sugar?

video.

[brainiest]

Do the bunnies talk back?

[ She's taking this very seriously. ]

[evervigilante]

[ Without skipping a beat. ]

Absolutely. But you can't trust a word they say.

[brainiest]

I've never thought of rabbits are particularly untrustworthy.

[evervigilante]

That's why their ears are so large. They're full of secrets.

video;

[universal_charm]

Interesting choices.

[evervigilante]

Inspiration struck. And who am I to waste genius?

[universal_charm]

Oh, it would have been a crime to be sure. I'm willing to bet more than one of those is true, or at least partially true too. Quite the interesting circumstances you come from.

[evervigilante]

What can I say? I'm an interesting guy.

I wouldn't bet money on any of these though.

video

[spacebro]

I'm not sure what the exchange rate is for gald and quartz crowns or dollars or credits, but it is very nice hair.

[evervigilante]

Why, are you looking to make a purchase?

[spacebro]

[He tilts his head, looking amused.] I don't think I could pull it off.

[evervigilante]

If it helps, you wouldn't be the only one.