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[evervigilante]

Who: Yuri Lowell + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Bishop
When: RIGHT NOW

I've been feeling a little left out with all you guys getting presents and fun rumors. Which is why I thought I'd add some of my own. Ahem.

[ Yuri dramatically clears his throat. ]

"Yuri's hair is insured for 1000 gald"

"Yuri blew up a casino once."

"Yuri's secret power is talking to bunnies."

"Yuri wore a bikini once. And won a swimsuit competition."

That should cover it. I guess now I have to do the requisite log off and hiding in my room in shame.

If you want to visit, I'm at the Bishop. I'm in the mood for crepes.

Comments

video;

[noprophecies]

[since she isn't sure if this one remembers her or not—]

Your hair is not worth that much.

[—she's still going to be an asshole, whoops]

[evervigilante]

Give it a few more inches and I'm sure it will be.

[noprophecies]

I find that incredibly hard to believe.

[evervigilante]

Good thing it doesn't hinge on you believing it.

[noprophecies]

No one with a bloody brain in their skull will believe it, either.

You do not recognize me, do you.

[evervigilante]

. . . Should I?

[noprophecies]

[she arches an eyebrow]

No. If you don't, then you don't.

[evervigilante]

Now I'm curious. And I usually have a good memory for names and faces.

[ Certainly doesn't look like anyone Yuri has screwed over. A family member of someone he's killed? ]

[noprophecies]

There is nothing to be curious about. I simply knew you elsewhere.

[evervigilante]

What exactly is elsewhere though? You're no Krityan.

[noprophecies]

Another world like this, more or less.

[evervigilante]

[ Hmm. ]

So this isn't the first kidnapping spree I've been on.

[noprophecies]

Mm, no, it isn't. I am quite familiar with this.

[evervigilante]

I'm not sure what that says about me.

[noprophecies]

I don't know either. You are a popular target?

[evervigilante]

Figures. I'm always popular in the wrong ways.

[noprophecies]

You poor thing.

[evervigilante]

It's true suffering.

[noprophecies]

Oh, I'm sure it is.

[evervigilante]

I guess I'll have to live with it.

[noprophecies]

I am sure you can manage that somehow.

[evervigilante]

I'm always been good about the living part.

[noprophecies]

In general or with your terrible luck?

[evervigilante]

Both, I guess. Is there a real difference between the two?

[noprophecies]

I wouldn't know. I have shite luck.