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[evervigilante]

Who: Yuri Lowell + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Bishop
When: RIGHT NOW

I've been feeling a little left out with all you guys getting presents and fun rumors. Which is why I thought I'd add some of my own. Ahem.

[ Yuri dramatically clears his throat. ]

"Yuri's hair is insured for 1000 gald"

"Yuri blew up a casino once."

"Yuri's secret power is talking to bunnies."

"Yuri wore a bikini once. And won a swimsuit competition."

That should cover it. I guess now I have to do the requisite log off and hiding in my room in shame.

If you want to visit, I'm at the Bishop. I'm in the mood for crepes.

Comments

[noprophecies]

I do not.

[...] But only because I do not know what that actually means.

[evervigilante]

It means if anything happens to it, I get paid for damages.

[noprophecies]

And . . . people insure their hair?

[evervigilante]

Maybe. Who knows? People with enough money might do it.

[noprophecies]

That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

But then again, I do not care about my hair that much.

[evervigilante]

People with money tend to do ridiculous things in general.

[noprophecies]

Ah, yes. That is quite the understatement.

[evervigilante]

I make a habit of understating things.

[ Otherwise he'd be Extreme all the time. ]

[noprophecies]

That is a rather bad habit to have.

[evervigilante]

Is it?

[ He knows. ]

It works fine for me.

[noprophecies]

If you say so.

[evervigilante]

Pretty sure I did.