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Who: Yuri Lowell + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Bishop
When: RIGHT NOW

I've been feeling a little left out with all you guys getting presents and fun rumors. Which is why I thought I'd add some of my own. Ahem.

[ Yuri dramatically clears his throat. ]

"Yuri's hair is insured for 1000 gald"

"Yuri blew up a casino once."

"Yuri's secret power is talking to bunnies."

"Yuri wore a bikini once. And won a swimsuit competition."

That should cover it. I guess now I have to do the requisite log off and hiding in my room in shame.

If you want to visit, I'm at the Bishop. I'm in the mood for crepes.

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Not that I know of, but I'm sure admirers can't be far away.

That's very confident. But I guess you did win a swimsuit competition.

I had the legs for it.

Legs are useful for so many things.

I don't think I've seen you around the fleet before. I'm Mon-El.

Probably because you wouldn't have.

I'm Yuri Lowell. I'm new.

This must be a stranger-than-usual welcome for you then.

[ Is it? Yuri finds that amusing. ]

Why? Because I'm in space or because we're all from different worlds?

It'll take more than a few surprises to bother me.

I actually meant the rumors. We have the rest of that all the time.

No, I'm used to my reputation being dragged in the mud. I just thought I'd help it along by adding my own.

Edited 2017-04-12 13:24 (UTC)

Oh! You made those up yourself. [He must have missed the first part. Couldn't have been his flawless mun.] I guess you got to pick your own welcome then.

Like I said. I didn't want to be left out.

I would have happily been left out, but I guess it's easier if you make up your own.

Who says these are all made up?

[ Well. They are but still. These are things Yuri would easily do. ]

Are some of them real?

That'd be telling.

Yes... And I was asking? Isn't that how conversations usually happen?

You don't get out much, do you?

The point of a rumor is that you let the person decide what is true or not. If I told you, it stops being a rumor.

I get out plenty. Where I lived before was just different. And I come down firmly against rumors.

If the places you get out to didn't have sarcasm, then you clearly didn't.

Why, did rumors miss out on a date with you?

...Something like that. [More like a rumor turned out to be true and enough for his girlfriend to want to take time apart.]

Sounds more like the fault of not being honest than rumors.

[ Yuri is nothing if not brutally honest. ]

Especially when it comes to people whom you care about.

[ Yuri wouldn't care about rumors because no one here matters to him. If any of Brave Vesperia were here, he would be telling a different story. ]

I didn't lie. [He didn't mention it until it came up, but he hadn't intended to hide it either.]

But you probably didn't mention it either, right?

That's the same as a lie. You can't take shortcuts with people. Either you're all in or you're out.

So, everything I don't know about your life right now is a lie?

Except for my name, yeah.

Not that I make a habit of lying. But I don't care what people think of me unless they're people I care about. That's my commitment.