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[evervigilante]

Who: Yuri Lowell + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Bishop
When: RIGHT NOW

I've been feeling a little left out with all you guys getting presents and fun rumors. Which is why I thought I'd add some of my own. Ahem.

[ Yuri dramatically clears his throat. ]

"Yuri's hair is insured for 1000 gald"

"Yuri blew up a casino once."

"Yuri's secret power is talking to bunnies."

"Yuri wore a bikini once. And won a swimsuit competition."

That should cover it. I guess now I have to do the requisite log off and hiding in my room in shame.

If you want to visit, I'm at the Bishop. I'm in the mood for crepes.

Comments

[helmsplitter]

So, once you got out, blew up a casino, apparently won a swimsuit competition, and insured your hair for a thousand gold, what else did you do?

[evervigilante]

I saved the world.

[helmsplitter]

Well shit. You should lead with that one!

[evervigilante]

I don't like showing that off. Besides, it was a team effort.

[helmsplitter]

Then you could always say "My team and I saved the world."

It's still a huge deal.

[evervigilante]

Not as big as people make it out to be.

[helmsplitter]

I dunno. My Saniwa and the rest of our army's been tryin' to save the world, and it's pretty much been a zero sum game so far.

[evervigilante]

Trying to save it from what?

[helmsplitter]

What else? Destruction.

[He sighs.]

The world in the future is all screwed up, but everyone's fightin' on how to fix it. One side wants to change all of history, but runs the risk of destroyin' shit further. We're supposed to stop 'em.

[evervigilante]

People sure come up with a lot of weird reasons to destroy the world.

[helmsplitter]

Humans are weird.

[Shrug.]

[evervigilante]

I can't argue that.

[helmsplitter]

[Definitely can't.]

At least you're not that weird.

[That weird.]