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Who: Yuri Lowell + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Bishop
When: RIGHT NOW

I've been feeling a little left out with all you guys getting presents and fun rumors. Which is why I thought I'd add some of my own. Ahem.

[ Yuri dramatically clears his throat. ]

"Yuri's hair is insured for 1000 gald"

"Yuri blew up a casino once."

"Yuri's secret power is talking to bunnies."

"Yuri wore a bikini once. And won a swimsuit competition."

That should cover it. I guess now I have to do the requisite log off and hiding in my room in shame.

If you want to visit, I'm at the Bishop. I'm in the mood for crepes.

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[ He chuckles. ]

I think we've blown this conspiracy wide open.

All this time and it was so easy.

[ And she's fighting her laughter - and failing miserably. ]

I'm Hermione.

The name's Yuri Lowell.

And it's nice to see someone on the Fleet with a sense of humour. I was starting to give up hope.

[ His last few interactions were not great. ]

Most people wouldn't guess that I have any kind of sense of humour. You must have caught me on a good day.

[ Definitely too uptight, apparently, but she likes to think of it as studious. ]

They might have been concerned about the casino one, but I can't really comment.

Maybe those people don't know you very well.

And I didn't actually blow up any casinos. I borrowed inspiration from a friend.

[ Judith's adventures were infinitely more gossip-worthy than Yuri's. ]

Oh. Well, blowing up places isn't as fun as it sounds.

Especially when you're caught up in said explosions.

Exactly. It's all just a bit dramatic, honestly.

Drama makes the world go round.

After all — [ Yuri gestures around him ] — Isn't that why we're here?

Something like that. [ Her nose wrinkles. ] Drama and everything else all tied up together.

What does everything else consist of?

Oh, you know. The good things that can happen around here. The people.

Do you have some examples? I don't want to get my hopes up yet.

We have all kinds of interesting people here. Witches, doctors, elves, mutants - most of them are friendly, too. I haven't met anyone that's actively tried to start trouble.

That's . . . impressive actually.

[ He highly doubts it too. ]

I think we're all in enough trouble here without trying to get into more.

That's never stopped anyone before but I imagine floating in space is a suitable deterrent.

Something like that. Knowing there's more than a few people to sort you out if you do mess around helps too.

[ Yuri can get that. That's why he needs Brave Vesperia. Still he struggles with accepting help. ]

Guess I'll need someone to sort out my messes too.