driftfleet | [Video] Rumors

Who: Kitty and everyone else!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Twin Roses
When: Now, soon, wheneverish

[The video kicks on from an odd angle but you see a woman's hands trying to scrap the paint off of a musical triangle. They are silver except for the part where they are covered in tiny pink and red hearts. Love triangles! When that doesn't seem to be working she takes two of them and slides them into each other. Except she does it in a way that break the laws of physics. Solid matter is slipping through other solid matter. Then she removes one of her hands and they simply freeze that way. She picks up another one, continuing her sculpture.]

Hmm? [A hand moves toward the screen as she picks up her communicator, revealing Kitty's face.] Who turned you on? Right. Silly question.

Hi, everyone. I guess the Atroma wanted you to be in on this. Soooo, I have a crate of triangles for all you music lovers or people who might want to repurpose the metal. Let me know.

Oh, and as long as I'm here, the dance studio is officially up and running on the Iskaulit. Or up and just sitting there like studios tend to do. I'll post a sign up sheet on the door with some various types of dance I can feasibly teach. So mostly ballet, modern, and I'll give ballroom a shot since it's going to be the most popular. But go ahead and use the space to practice or perform when there isn't a class going on.

[She means to end the feed there, but a text she had nothing to do with goes out afterward.]

Kitty is actually 10 cats stacked on each other. Kitty is a ghost—she's dead and she can walk through walls. Ironically, Kitty likes it doggy style. Kitty is so tough Chuck Norris is scared of her. Kitty is secretly growing catnip in the Twin Roses garden. Kitty is in a love triangle with Winn and C̷̨̞̫̗̭͎̳͉̟͔̍͜h̷̡̡͖̜̉͂̀̎̂͂̂́̀͆̋́́͋͒͜e̴̡̱̱̍̈͜k̶̙̰̜̹̠̤̹̀̋͋̒͐͊̋͋̎̔͘͘͝͠o̶̥̬̖͙̠̞͕͙̦̜̺̰̜̯͙̽̒͑̀̔̉̎͂v̸̢̧͕̯͈͉̥̫̤̪̥̯̍͛̚

[She manages to slightly distort the end of the message.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Uh huh. I'm on to you now. [Not really.] Clearly, I've been going too easy.

Do you really want to start a war with a mage?

Do you really want to start one with a girl from Chicago?

If I knew what Chicago was, that might carry more weight.

[Little smile.] Hometown. Big city. I haven't seen it in a long time.

Hm, so we'd be a challenge for each other at least. Dalaran is a floating city.

Of course your entire city would be a show off. [Smiling wider.]

We are a city made up of mages and rules by some of the most powerful mages on Azeroth.

See, now I always like to make my cities out of stone and steel. It's just safer and more humane.

The buildings are made normally! The entire landmass that held Dalaran though is raised into the sky. We're probably the safest city on all of Azeroth.

You know, these all sounds like the names of places I'd make up if I was making up names of places.

You're welcome to ask Belthazar, he can confirm everything I said.

Would that be someone who isn't here in the fleet?

Oh, no. He's definitely here, Belthazar Spellscry. He's an elf. [Maybe a tiiiiny but smug.]

You're from the same world? [She has no idea where this smugness is coming from. She has an elf friend too, okay? Is Fenris an elf? Well, he has pointy ears so it's close enough.]

We are, though from very different times. Apparently he's thirty years ahead of me. [It means Belthazar can confirm how awesome Dalaran and Azeroth is.]

Thirty years, wow. So, has he told you about your future or not?

A bit, actually. Apparently I'm an Archmage, so one of the most powerful mages on Azeroth. Apparently I'm thought to be lost to the Nether at some point. Has to be some kind of adventure.

Are congratulations in order? How do you feel about all of that?

I'm not sure, honestly. I don't get along with the Archmages but it also means I've honed my skills enough that I earned that. And I have a say in their actions.

[She nods.] Maybe you get along better at this point? Which would hopefully mean they are less dicks, not that you're more one.

I'm definitely hoping for the former. I like to think I won't change too much over the next few decades.

Really? I mean...it's decades. Change will probably be a thing. I was very different at eleven.

Yeah but I imagine by my age, I've pretty much developed into the person I'm going to be. I doubt I'll be a, heh, dick when I'm almost fifty.

Fair enough. Maybe I'll be nice by then though.

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