[Video] Rumors

[passingthrough]

Who: Kitty and everyone else!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Twin Roses
When: Now, soon, wheneverish

[The video kicks on from an odd angle but you see a woman's hands trying to scrap the paint off of a musical triangle. They are silver except for the part where they are covered in tiny pink and red hearts. Love triangles! When that doesn't seem to be working she takes two of them and slides them into each other. Except she does it in a way that break the laws of physics. Solid matter is slipping through other solid matter. Then she removes one of her hands and they simply freeze that way. She picks up another one, continuing her sculpture.]

Hmm? [A hand moves toward the screen as she picks up her communicator, revealing Kitty's face.] Who turned you on? Right. Silly question.

Hi, everyone. I guess the Atroma wanted you to be in on this. Soooo, I have a crate of triangles for all you music lovers or people who might want to repurpose the metal. Let me know.

Oh, and as long as I'm here, the dance studio is officially up and running on the Iskaulit. Or up and just sitting there like studios tend to do. I'll post a sign up sheet on the door with some various types of dance I can feasibly teach. So mostly ballet, modern, and I'll give ballroom a shot since it's going to be the most popular. But go ahead and use the space to practice or perform when there isn't a class going on.

[She means to end the feed there, but a text she had nothing to do with goes out afterward.]

Kitty is actually 10 cats stacked on each other.

Kitty is a ghost—she's dead and she can walk through walls.

Ironically, Kitty likes it doggy style.

Kitty is so tough Chuck Norris is scared of her.

Kitty is secretly growing catnip in the Twin Roses garden.

Kitty is in a love triangle with Winn and C̷̨̞̫̗̭͎̳͉̟͔̍͜h̷̡̡͖̜̉͂̀̎̂͂̂́̀͆̋́́͋͒͜e̴̡̱̱̍̈͜k̶̙̰̜̹̠̤̹̀̋͋̒͐͊̋͋̎̔͘͘͝͠o̶̥̬̖͙̠̞͕͙̦̜̺̰̜̯͙̽̒͑̀̔̉̎͂v̸̢̧͕̯͈͉̥̫̤̪̥̯̍͛̚

[She manages to slightly distort the end of the message.]

Comments

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[thebestseller]

LOVE TRIANGLES. [Castle's laughing too hard at that to respond to the rest of the post.]

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[passingthrough]

[Tiny sigh.] I'm glad their gift wasn't lost on you.

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[thebestseller]

It's a pretty beautiful pun. That and I ain't touching the rest.

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[passingthrough]

The rest appreciates that. Two of the cats would be okay letting everyone know, but the other eight just aren't ready.

Need a love triangle? Or twenty?

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[outstandingbalance]

Chuck Norris doesn't seem so tough to me.

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[passingthrough]

Are you trying to cut down one of my better rumors?

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[outstandingbalance]

I mean, it was that or the fact you like doggie style, but doesn't everyone?

[Natasha all but drawls her answer, amused with that one clearly.]

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[candothat]

[Well. There are some things here that he doesn't want to touch and maybe it would be smartest to not comment at all, but.]

I don't think that you are ten cats tall.

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[passingthrough]

[Hey you. She hadn't planned to share that rumor or this sponsor drop with him. Well, okay, she probably would have because extreme honesty virus, but she doesn't think it's a fun thing for him to see. But let's ignore that conversation and have this one.] How many cats tall do I seem?

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[candothat]

[It's not fun at all, which he's willing to blame entirely on himself and his inability to be okay with a situation that he should definitely be okay with since Kitty's pleased with it.

But yes, that's a thing to not talk about. Ever again, possibly.]

Seven? Eight, maybe.

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[kill_switch]

I can always do with more scrap metal.

I can trade you ... some stuffed animals?

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[passingthrough]

I probably have all the stuffed animals I need. [She does actually have a couple.] You're welcome to this without a trade though.

Did you just get some stuffed animals in a sponsor drop?

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[kill_switch]

Yeah - people seemed to think I lost my arm in an animal attack. [Probably simpler just to let them keep thinking that.] I don't recognize any of them.

So, what're you making?

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[robitussin]

maybe next time they'll pick a pun that involves a less obnoxious instrument

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[passingthrough]

Did someone make you play the triangle in your past?

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[robitussin]

i mean probably not

but just look at it, it exudes lameness

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[winn]

That explains why my yarn's always messed up.

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[passingthrough]

[Smiling.] This isn't how I wanted you to find out. For what it's worth nine of the ten cats are very into you.

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[winn]

What do you mean nine out of ten! What about the last one?

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[touchallthebooks]

That explains so much.

[The cats.]

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[passingthrough]

[Smirking.] We went over so many things here. What have you learned?

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[touchallthebooks]

You're actually ten cats. That explains why you're so awful.

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[servantnotserving]

Hah! They are love triangles.

[Kitty, you've made his day. ]

You'll have to forgive me for enjoying someone else being on the receiving end of a bad pun. That is an impressive trick, all the same. How are you doing that?

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[passingthrough]

So they are.

[What an unexpected result!]

[She doesn't mind the pun so much. That's appropriate enough. It's more the part where things are already a little awkward with Chekov and Winn. She doesn't need the Atroma calling it out. So, she'll happily slide to his question.] The fusing? It's a byproduct of my power. I can make molecules slip around other molecules. It's just that if I stop doing that they get stuck. [Try not to think about what it does to something living.]

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[servantnotserving]

I take it this supposed ménage à trois is made up for the Atroma's own amusement?

[Lumiére, that's none of your fucking business.

He doesn't understand half of that explanation, but hey.]

So you can...make things pass through other things?