driftfleet | [Video] Rumors

Who: Kitty and everyone else!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Twin Roses
When: Now, soon, wheneverish

[The video kicks on from an odd angle but you see a woman's hands trying to scrap the paint off of a musical triangle. They are silver except for the part where they are covered in tiny pink and red hearts. Love triangles! When that doesn't seem to be working she takes two of them and slides them into each other. Except she does it in a way that break the laws of physics. Solid matter is slipping through other solid matter. Then she removes one of her hands and they simply freeze that way. She picks up another one, continuing her sculpture.]

Hmm? [A hand moves toward the screen as she picks up her communicator, revealing Kitty's face.] Who turned you on? Right. Silly question.

Hi, everyone. I guess the Atroma wanted you to be in on this. Soooo, I have a crate of triangles for all you music lovers or people who might want to repurpose the metal. Let me know.

Oh, and as long as I'm here, the dance studio is officially up and running on the Iskaulit. Or up and just sitting there like studios tend to do. I'll post a sign up sheet on the door with some various types of dance I can feasibly teach. So mostly ballet, modern, and I'll give ballroom a shot since it's going to be the most popular. But go ahead and use the space to practice or perform when there isn't a class going on.

[She means to end the feed there, but a text she had nothing to do with goes out afterward.]

Kitty is actually 10 cats stacked on each other. Kitty is a ghost—she's dead and she can walk through walls. Ironically, Kitty likes it doggy style. Kitty is so tough Chuck Norris is scared of her. Kitty is secretly growing catnip in the Twin Roses garden. Kitty is in a love triangle with Winn and C̷̨̞̫̗̭͎̳͉̟͔̍͜h̷̡̡͖̜̉͂̀̎̂͂̂́̀͆̋́́͋͒͜e̴̡̱̱̍̈͜k̶̙̰̜̹̠̤̹̀̋͋̒͐͊̋͋̎̔͘͘͝͠o̶̥̬̖͙̠̞͕͙̦̜̺̰̜̯͙̽̒͑̀̔̉̎͂v̸̢̧͕̯͈͉̥̫̤̪̥̯̍͛̚

[She manages to slightly distort the end of the message.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Is it torment if they're just revealing a truth or two?

[Innocent little shitwizard, right here.]

Uh huh, and which ones do you find true?

The cats and the catnip. Clearly the second was done with ulterior motives.

Mmm... Well, shocking as you might find this I am not made of any number of cats, ten or otherwise and I can't identify every plant in our garden, but I also didn't start that so I feel like I should be off the hook for catnip too.

I do find it hard to believe. [He admits.] Also, that's the whole point of growing the catnip in secret.

I am less of a farmer than you give me credit for.

Or is that just part of your disguise?

Honestly though, these rumors are both ridiculous and hilarious.

Guess you'll never know. [Smiling.]

What kind of rumors have you seen for yourself?

I've been watching all of them pop up but hassling you seemed like fun. And good revenge.

Is it everything you'd hoped it be?

I was hoping for a bit more dirt but this is still good!

Dirt? Were you hoping to bump it up to blackmail? [Eyebrow raise.]

Blackmail? [He looks a little insulted! GASP! How could you accuse him of such!]

Not at all. Just a little mischief the moment you seem to forget this happened.

Uh huh. I'm on to you now. [Not really.] Clearly, I've been going too easy.

Do you really want to start a war with a mage?

Do you really want to start one with a girl from Chicago?

If I knew what Chicago was, that might carry more weight.

[Little smile.] Hometown. Big city. I haven't seen it in a long time.

Hm, so we'd be a challenge for each other at least. Dalaran is a floating city.

Of course your entire city would be a show off. [Smiling wider.]

We are a city made up of mages and rules by some of the most powerful mages on Azeroth.

See, now I always like to make my cities out of stone and steel. It's just safer and more humane.

The buildings are made normally! The entire landmass that held Dalaran though is raised into the sky. We're probably the safest city on all of Azeroth.

You know, these all sounds like the names of places I'd make up if I was making up names of places.

You're welcome to ask Belthazar, he can confirm everything I said.

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