April System Mingle

[thespaceopera]

Who: Everyone!
Broadcast: Possibly!
Action: April System
When: Month of April!


[Welcome to the Belt, a huge asteroid belt that's been terraformed for life. Here you can explore the different asteroids, become a rock star, race on some ATVs, enjoy not being underwater.

In other words, it's a mingle! Get in everyone!

> System Info ]

Comments

[throwsdown]

Uhhh. Yeah! Gojira.

He's a big lizard-dinosaur who smashes towns a lot. He fights monsters sometimes, too.

[onlyanapple]

And he's a...real thing?

[throwsdown]

What! No, that's silly!

He's not one of the real monsters. He's just movies.

[onlyanapple]

I don't know, I've met a few people I thought were fictional but actually turned out to be real. You never can tell.

[throwsdown]

...................

Do you —

Do you think Gojira could should up here?!

[onlyanapple]

[And lo, Crowley is the least comforting person ever and no one was surprised.]

It's always a possibility. Just about anyone can show up in places like this.

[throwsdown]

... We'd be in serious trouble if someone tried to fit him on one of our ships, Mr. Crowley.

Unless he was as small as Hoi Hoi!

[And Hoi Hoi is still attempting if not succeeding at hugging your leg, Crowley. So chill.]

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley wonders if he stops moving, the panda will go away. Like a dinosaur or something. ]

Chances are they'd shrink him. I saw it happen in Paradisa a lot. Dragons got made smaller to fit inside.

[throwsdown]

... That's kinda scary. He'd probably stomp around and break all our stuff.

[onlyanapple]

And that would just be horrifically rude, wouldn't it? Couldn't have that.

[throwsdown]

Really, really rude.

Do you think we could really teach him how to be nice, though...?

He is a big angry lizard monster...

[onlyanapple]

I dunno. I mean. It could be argued anyone can be taught that. Doubt he'd be going to any tea parties or anything, but he might not murder everyone all the time.