Oh I love my Rosie child

[thebestseller]

Who: The crew of the SS Twin Roses and any visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Twin Roses
When: The end of April

['Sup, it's a ship mingle. We've lost Adawolfe, Anders and Ravi, but gained Lance, Shovel Knight, and Chuuya.

Enjoy the free pudding and make yourselves at home, newbies.]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

I suppose most people consider a kidnapping at its basic core being dragged somewhere without permission or consent and not being allowed to leave again.

But! If it's a holiday to you then it's a holiday! [Vash is nothing but smiles, but oh God, what kind of life has this guy lead? Maybe he was from Gunsmoke? Naw, didn't look like the name Vash registered. Unless this guy is a really good bounty hunter.]

[mrfancyhat]

Ha! People are truly spineless! [Hands on his hips and a haughty look.] Can't even be a little grateful to not have their lives on the line! That's the kind of kidnapping they should complain about! This just isn't comparable!

[goldenglasses]

Hey! Don't look at me. This trip hasn't been half bad to me. I'm grateful that if I had to wake up some place I didn't fall asleep in that it's an interstellar road trip.

But, I just can't really fault people for not being exactly thrilled to be forced here.

[mrfancyhat]

Don't misunderstand; I'm not thrilled about having to restart my life from the very bottom when I had such a good thing going back home. But, like I said, this place should be a piece of cake.

[He holds out an index finger a Vash.]

A piece of cake because I will smash anyone who gets in my way!

[goldenglasses]

[We're sorry, was Vash suppose to be intimidated by that finger? He does at least raise his hands in mock surrender. Happy to step to the side rather than be smashed, but doesn't seem to concerned. Yet. Internally he marks it down as something to keep an eye on.] Uh-huh, so trying to win the ticket back home then? Not a bad enough place you don't want to go back?

[mrfancyhat]

Do you know how many fine wines I had stashed away for a special occasion?

[Ah, his priorities! Wine is always important to him.]

What better occasion is there than a winning ticket back home? That's got to be worth more than one bottle!

[goldenglasses]

[Vash leans his head back with laughter.]

That, my new friend, I think is the best reason I've heard for getting home!

[mrfancyhat]

Isn't it?

[He's taking that as a compliment!]

My interests are simple. I don't like anything that's needlessly complicated, you know?

[goldenglasses]

Then I think we should get along well. If it's one thing I hate it'd complications. Personally? I avoid them at all costs.

[That may be the biggest lie he's told on the ship so far.]

[mrfancyhat]

Good!

[Chuuya smiles, glad to hear that.]

Then we should get along, yeah. A captain should get along well with his crew after all, should he not?

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, I think that's the best way to make life easier on a small ship. So let me know if there's anything that may help you settle in better.

[mrfancyhat]

When I find something to complain about, I'll let you know, Captain Vash.

[Forget dropping the captain part. He's gonna use it anyway!]

[goldenglasses]

Vash. Just Vash is fine. [He'll try once more. After that he'll stop trying. He doesn't overly care.] Hopefully you won't find anything to complain about and enjoy the vacation!