Oh I love my Rosie child

[thebestseller]

Who: The crew of the SS Twin Roses and any visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Twin Roses
When: The end of April

['Sup, it's a ship mingle. We've lost Adawolfe, Anders and Ravi, but gained Lance, Shovel Knight, and Chuuya.

Enjoy the free pudding and make yourselves at home, newbies.]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

[Vash wrinkles his nose at the suggestion.] Crotchet? Please. I'm not some old lady! I'm way too hip and cool for that! [Yet the smirk on his face suggests he knows what a bold face lie that second statement is.]

[passingthrough]

My boyfriend sews. It's very sexy. [Perfectly straight faced.]

[goldenglasses]

Wait- really? [IS THIS WHAT HE'S BEEN DOING WRONG TO ATTRACT WOMEN THIS WHOLE TIME?

Because surely it's not the overly aggressive flirting.]

[passingthrough]

[That gets a laugh.] Well, he is very sexy and the sewing is part of the package. I can't say it's the thing that drew me to him. Though he did make me a dress for one of our first dates at the dance on the poison moon before we were officially together.

[goldenglasses]

Wow, a whole dress? He really must be good at sewing then.

[passingthrough]

He is. Also made me another dress and a uniform. He's good at a lot of things. [Which she doesn't actually mean as innuendo. The guy is just talented.]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, a lot of things, huh? [He is jumping on top of that innuendo quickly.]

[passingthrough]

A lot of things. [She repeats, not looking the least bit embarrassed even though he did go there.]

[goldenglasses]

[As much as he jokes and flirts he's just happy to see people in a healthy relationship so he won't mock it too much.]

Well, I'll leave those lots of things to you to handle. I think you'll be the expert on that.

[passingthrough]

I deeply appreciate that. It would be sad if I had to throw you out an airlock for trying to handle it for me. I'm getting used to having you around.

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, and I think that would be pretty cold for me. And you know... just a bit less air then I think I need to survive.

[passingthrough]

One would generally assume. [She's not going to throw him out of an airlock.]

[goldenglasses]

And I don't really feel like testing this out.

Oh, hey! Look at my wrist! It appears to be nearly lunch time! Gotta go! Don't want to get eaten! [In case it wasn't clear that the comment of his crew being eaten didn't bother him the chuckling should make it absolutely clear.]

[passingthrough]

See you around, Vash. [Just in case her death threats sounded real seeing him around should help, right? Or possibly sound like a threat, but that's not where her head is. Promise!]