Oh I love my Rosie child

[thebestseller]

Who: The crew of the SS Twin Roses and any visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Twin Roses
When: The end of April

['Sup, it's a ship mingle. We've lost Adawolfe, Anders and Ravi, but gained Lance, Shovel Knight, and Chuuya.

Enjoy the free pudding and make yourselves at home, newbies.]

Comments

[thebestseller]

[Castle is rather surprised by the long description that follows, but he listens intently anyway. It's a lot to take in, and he does have some trouble following along, but he does his best, anyway.]

Uh, no- I was actually curious. That sounds like a lot worse to deal with than a robot uprising, honestly. I'm not sure humans would be able to survive very long if they had Darkspawn poisoning everything. I think I'd rather deal with the robot uprising.

[stabsbothways]

Well. I'm human. Most of the people in Thedas are human.

[ Not sure why he thought otherwise? ]

We've made it a few different ages through what is it, five blights now? We make due.

Haven't been through a robot uprising, so I couldn't compare.

[thebestseller]

[He nods.]

Well, I haven't been through one of those, either, to be fair, so I don't have much of a measure to compare against. Just an active imagination.

[stabsbothways]

An active imagination might be the most terrifying and dangerous thing we've discussed so far.

[ She teases. ]

[thebestseller]

You know, my fiance says things like that a lot. I like to think outside the box, she stays rigidly inside it. She thinks I've got my head in the clouds a bit too often.

[stabsbothways]

Cut a hole in the box and you have all the ingredients for some nice kinky fun.

[thebestseller]

[Castle stops a moment to ponder that, then laughs aloud.]

I dunno, I think she'd have my head for suggesting such a thing.

[stabsbothways]

I despair on behalf of your sex life.

Maybe she'd be for some role reversal. You aren't claustrophobic, are you?

[thebestseller]

Not at all. Honestly, I think she'd enjoy having me at her mercy like that.

[stabsbothways]

My kind of girl.

[thebestseller]

[A smirk.]

Mine, too. She's quite a catch.