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Who: Alex Russo and you lucky people
Broadcast: Network - unfiltered
Action: Hospitality Deck
When: March 22nd

[Early in the evening, a teenage girl's supremely pissed-off face appears in the sightline of the camera, close enough to screw with the focus. She's got a red-lipsticked scowl, and an expression that says she's just damn tired of this.]

I swear the next "Welcome to purgatory, you're in for life, enjoy your stay" spiel I hear? Someone's getting a kick in the gut. All I want's a taco and the first flight back to New York. Otherwise, don't even bother.

[You can find her on the Hospitality Deck for some time afterwards, looking about as pleased as a wet cat. She's twirling around a wand in one hand, shuffling her brain for any kind of spell that could get her out of here. But none of the likely contenders are working, and as spell after spell fizzles and dies, her muttering is getting louder and more angry.]

Comments

[ino]

Six months.

[ But at least in that time there haven't been any zombie invasions or battles or anything? ]

Yeah, the last thing I remember before coming here was going to bed in the house in town. We all thought it was some kind of world change, at first.

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Well, I guess if one world change's gotta stick, at least I don't see any pirates or velociraptors in this one.

[She casts a casual glance over her shoulder.]

Yet. Felix said it's pretty chill.

[ino]

Yeah, so far everything has been pretty relaxed, for the most part. A few annoyances here and there, but nothing life-threatening.

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Somehow that isn't as comforting as it should be.

[ino]

[ Yeah ... it's actually really suspicious. But. ]

We'll see what the audience wants, I guess.

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Well judging by the kind of crap people like to watch...

[As a regular reality television aficionado, she's an expert on these things.]

I'm gonna guess teen pregnancy, Alaska, and rich people with dogs named Ivana or Tinkerbell.