Cogsworth the Steward (
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driftfleet2017-07-05 03:12 pm
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[Does this look like a harassed clock with a human face? Does it? Good, because it's Cogsworth, sitting in front of a window on the Marvisa and he looks like he just swallowed about a half a dozen lemons. In his tiny brass hands he is holding a piece of paper, and he keeps fiddling with it, shifting it between his two hands.
He puts one brass hand up to his mouth, clears his throat, and then fumbles with the paper for a moment. Could he be ... nervous? It's possible.
Lips pressed together, the time hands on his face twitching, he states flatly.]
Hello. My name is Cogsworth and I am a ... [now he has to look at the word.] Ho-mo-sexual. I realize that I am a ... clock, but I assure you that I am not a ho-mo-sex-ual clock, but a ho-mo-sex-ual man. I have been ... told. Rigorously.
[Here he is glowering.]
That I need to ... 'embrace' this. So. If there are any ... individual males who would not mind ... being complimented by a ... human clock, then, ah. Please! Come forward.
[Okay he'll try a smile but it's more of a sheepish grimace at this point. God help him.]
He puts one brass hand up to his mouth, clears his throat, and then fumbles with the paper for a moment. Could he be ... nervous? It's possible.
Lips pressed together, the time hands on his face twitching, he states flatly.]
Hello. My name is Cogsworth and I am a ... [now he has to look at the word.] Ho-mo-sexual. I realize that I am a ... clock, but I assure you that I am not a ho-mo-sex-ual clock, but a ho-mo-sex-ual man. I have been ... told. Rigorously.
[Here he is glowering.]
That I need to ... 'embrace' this. So. If there are any ... individual males who would not mind ... being complimented by a ... human clock, then, ah. Please! Come forward.
[Okay he'll try a smile but it's more of a sheepish grimace at this point. God help him.]
(Voice)
I have learned to ignore the callings so to speak.
Re: (Voice)
[Uhm. Well.]
Are you a - a ho-mo-sex-ual as well?
(Voice)
(Truly. Maedhros has a hard enough time with what he feels and his body is mostly intact!)
I do not fully understand the meaning of that word.
Re: (Voice)
Oh, that is a man who likes other men.
[There was no way someone with a voice like this liked men. It was sonorous. Cogsworth wondered if he was talking to a man of the cloth.]
(Voice)
I suppose by like you mean 'attracted to'.
Yes.
Re: (Voice)
[Well that is a surprise.]
Did you -- ah -- also have problems?
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Ah ... are you looking to embrace that part of yourself?
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[A pause.]
My apologies. I am sorry, for your loss.
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