Cogsworth the Steward (
timelysteward) wrote in
driftfleet2017-07-05 03:12 pm
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[Does this look like a harassed clock with a human face? Does it? Good, because it's Cogsworth, sitting in front of a window on the Marvisa and he looks like he just swallowed about a half a dozen lemons. In his tiny brass hands he is holding a piece of paper, and he keeps fiddling with it, shifting it between his two hands.
He puts one brass hand up to his mouth, clears his throat, and then fumbles with the paper for a moment. Could he be ... nervous? It's possible.
Lips pressed together, the time hands on his face twitching, he states flatly.]
Hello. My name is Cogsworth and I am a ... [now he has to look at the word.] Ho-mo-sexual. I realize that I am a ... clock, but I assure you that I am not a ho-mo-sex-ual clock, but a ho-mo-sex-ual man. I have been ... told. Rigorously.
[Here he is glowering.]
That I need to ... 'embrace' this. So. If there are any ... individual males who would not mind ... being complimented by a ... human clock, then, ah. Please! Come forward.
[Okay he'll try a smile but it's more of a sheepish grimace at this point. God help him.]
He puts one brass hand up to his mouth, clears his throat, and then fumbles with the paper for a moment. Could he be ... nervous? It's possible.
Lips pressed together, the time hands on his face twitching, he states flatly.]
Hello. My name is Cogsworth and I am a ... [now he has to look at the word.] Ho-mo-sexual. I realize that I am a ... clock, but I assure you that I am not a ho-mo-sex-ual clock, but a ho-mo-sex-ual man. I have been ... told. Rigorously.
[Here he is glowering.]
That I need to ... 'embrace' this. So. If there are any ... individual males who would not mind ... being complimented by a ... human clock, then, ah. Please! Come forward.
[Okay he'll try a smile but it's more of a sheepish grimace at this point. God help him.]

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[Don't mind this flamboyant eccentric who actually looks rather homosexual himself. In fact, he probably is but he won't tell anyone.]
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That was...awkward.
[He's drowning in second-hand (candle???) embarrassment. Still, he doesn't want to...discourage Cogsworth being himself, God knows it might help him a little.]
But look at you, being open about it and everything. I'm proud of you, mon ami.
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You're looking for a boyfriend? Here?
[Why would you do that to yourself?]
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He manages to school his expression into something not terribly shocked before he replies.]
I've heard the word 'gay' is also slang for that, if you want something shorter to call yourself.
I guess I wouldn't mind, if you need the practice.
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...Yo, what, so you're a human and a clock? What the hell?
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That was brave. Best of luck.
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Well, who doesn't like being complimented?
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Still, she answers with the voice option, because she looks like hell and she ain't dealing with questions about that today]
Are you trying to flirt with men over the bloody network?
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So have a rather pretty blonde man appear on your screen, Cogsworth, smiling like a cheeky devil and batting his eyes at you. ]
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Congratulations. What led you to this discovery?
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It's real brave to admit to somethin' difficult like that.
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[video] I will have you know that I just did a spittake reading this post, I love you
Well, uh, it's really brave of you! To come out, I mean, it's definitely not always easy.
[video] YES I WIN
HAD TO CLEAN OFF MY LAPTOP MONITOR AND EVERYTHING
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You're a better man than most, being honest with yourself.
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