Cogsworth the Steward (
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driftfleet2017-07-05 03:12 pm
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[Does this look like a harassed clock with a human face? Does it? Good, because it's Cogsworth, sitting in front of a window on the Marvisa and he looks like he just swallowed about a half a dozen lemons. In his tiny brass hands he is holding a piece of paper, and he keeps fiddling with it, shifting it between his two hands.
He puts one brass hand up to his mouth, clears his throat, and then fumbles with the paper for a moment. Could he be ... nervous? It's possible.
Lips pressed together, the time hands on his face twitching, he states flatly.]
Hello. My name is Cogsworth and I am a ... [now he has to look at the word.] Ho-mo-sexual. I realize that I am a ... clock, but I assure you that I am not a ho-mo-sex-ual clock, but a ho-mo-sex-ual man. I have been ... told. Rigorously.
[Here he is glowering.]
That I need to ... 'embrace' this. So. If there are any ... individual males who would not mind ... being complimented by a ... human clock, then, ah. Please! Come forward.
[Okay he'll try a smile but it's more of a sheepish grimace at this point. God help him.]
He puts one brass hand up to his mouth, clears his throat, and then fumbles with the paper for a moment. Could he be ... nervous? It's possible.
Lips pressed together, the time hands on his face twitching, he states flatly.]
Hello. My name is Cogsworth and I am a ... [now he has to look at the word.] Ho-mo-sexual. I realize that I am a ... clock, but I assure you that I am not a ho-mo-sex-ual clock, but a ho-mo-sex-ual man. I have been ... told. Rigorously.
[Here he is glowering.]
That I need to ... 'embrace' this. So. If there are any ... individual males who would not mind ... being complimented by a ... human clock, then, ah. Please! Come forward.
[Okay he'll try a smile but it's more of a sheepish grimace at this point. God help him.]
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Well. I suppose. At some point. Soonish. I could possibly ... say something about it. Perhaps.
[Ugh. UGH.]
Well I have been wondering for about thirty or so years I don't think another thirty would be that much of a stretch ...
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Wouldn't you rather have a chance for somethin'? Especially now you've admitted things to yourself?
Never know until ya try.
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Well it is easy for you to say, Rick. You are a handsome man who could get the attention of anyone you wished. I am ... a clock.
[He sighed.] Even when I wasn't I was just - well.
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I'll tell ya the same thing I've always told my son - appearances don't last that long, especially once ya get to know somebody.
You start seein' 'em in a way no one else can because you're seeing who they actually are. Through their personality and what bond you're puttin' together.
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I say, I rather wish we had you around for our Master. He could use a talk like this to help lift his spirits and his confidence.