Why you should never give an elf a Vuvuzela, a treatise

[bythewaves]

Who: Maglor and all of you
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Huntress
When: Right Now

[ The gift basket got a curious look, and Maglor fished idly through it before uncovering some odd instruments.

Which he tries.

So sorry, everyone on the Huntress, you just got disturbed by the most annoying sound in the world

Later on, he'll also try some of the other instruments, which will lead to the whole Fleet being "treated" to ... well something rather unexpected from an elf ]

Comments

(Action)

[castintoflames]

No, you have not. (He lowers Maglor while he sings, head tilting curiously.) I would like to meet them.

Are they truly as small as Dwarves?

Re: (Action)

[bythewaves]

Smaller! [ Maglor smiles in memory ]

The very tallest would not be over four feet.

(Action)

[castintoflames]

I would frighten them for true! (Bless them.) Are they prone to being hairy?

(Action)

[bythewaves]

Ah, I doubt that! They are a hardy folk. They would not trust you, this is true, but Hobbits do not trust Big Folk as a general rule anyway - they consider us too noisy and overly fond of causing trouble!

Which I cannot argue with, mind.

Not in the way dwarves are, no - they do not grow beards, as a rule! But their feet are quite hairy, and the soles of their feet are tough so they go barefoot.

(Action)

[castintoflames]

Big Folk... (He chuckles, already affectionate towards Hobbits and their ideas in general.) No, I cannot argue either! They are very wise for avoiding us so. The bigger we are, the more noise and fuss we make.

(His eyes widen.) Why they are the perfect creations for Yavanna, are they not?

(Action)

[bythewaves]

So they call all of us, yes! Men and Elves alike. Dwarves, too I think, although I never asked.

As to that, I don't know, but it would honestly not surprise me!

(Action)

[castintoflames]

Their children must be...very small. (Can he foster a Hobbit baby? Please?)

They sound magnificent.

Re: (Action)

[bythewaves]

I suppose they must! I have not seen their babes, but the fauntlings are braver often than their elders!

(Action)

[castintoflames]

(His lips twitch helplessly.) I know what will happen to them should they cross our paths and be without parents.

(Action)

[bythewaves]

[ Maglor laughs at him ]

Are you wanting a babe of your own, brother mine? You would have to get past the uncles, and aunts, and cousins, and second cousins....

(Action)

[castintoflames]

The obstacles do not dissuade me! (No baby will be more loved.) Do not tell me you would say no?

(Action)

[bythewaves]

I don't think I could say no!

(Action)

[castintoflames]

No, you could not. (He grins.) My only worry is misplacing them!

(Action)

[bythewaves]

I don't think you ever misplaced any of us - it was poor Tyelko who had that particular skill!

(Action)

[castintoflames]

You were not as small as these Hobbits are bound to be! But, yes, I think it is best Tyelko never had children of his own.

(Action)

[bythewaves]

Well, he never lost any of his pets... [ Maglor allows with a laugh ]

He might have been very responsible!

(Action)

[castintoflames]

They were valued more by him, I think. (Not that he can hold that against him. Young bear cubs and little wolf pups are rather irresistible.)

Re: (Action)

[bythewaves]

I'm sure he would have valued children too! But then again, his babysitting of Tyelko was always something of an adveture.

(Action)

[castintoflames]

I would have trusted him with a child before - (The madness set in.) Back when he was sweet and curious.

(Action)

[bythewaves]

AS would I... with qualifications! Such as always having Huan handy.

(Action)

[castintoflames]

Ah Huan. Such a good hound. (So smart too.) I would like to see hounds the size of him again.

(Action)

[bythewaves]

So good at finding misplaced younger brothers. [ Maglor agrees dryly ]

As would I! I would have loved to have been able to gift such a hound to Elrond and Elros.

(Action)

[castintoflames]

One of Huan's children would have suited them! Or two! One for each of them. (Maedhros beams. Small sweet pups that grew to enormous sizes.)

Re: (Action)

[bythewaves]

Two would have been perfect! [ He agrees ]

One for each! Although I suppose we might have had trouble feeding two such bottomless stomachs.

(Action)

[castintoflames]

The effort would have been nothing compared to how happy Elrond and Elros would have been. Besides, such hounds should serve Kings and Lords.