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Oh I'm sorry, I don't speak pissed off giant octopus, why do you think I got in the damn car? [At least that girl with the- oh my god did it get her, why do her clothes look like that

Y'know what, just gonna try and toss them both over his shoulders if they'll let him and make for the car again. Although considering how pissed off the client is and just how many tentacles it has, that might be a fruitless endeavor.]

[Well, no, it's a fruitless endeavor because Velvet doesn't want to be thrown over some guy's shoulder. She attempts to kind of shove him out of the way, and she's pretty strong.]

This is stupid.

[She turns toward the giant angry octopus and takes out her giant daemon arm. Because hey, if this thing is smart enough to be a client maybe it's smart enough to recognize a threat.]

Back off, or I'll eat you!

[ Velvet, bro, are you leaving Rokurou alone on this guy's shoulder? Because that's rude. ]

[ Whatever, Rokurou's taking this opportunity to visually find the closest object that resembles a sword. ]

Good thing Velvet's got a language that can be understood anywhere.

Do not eat my client, [Cloud shouts over his shoulder, but it turns out that it doesn't matter.

Perhaps the client is actually some kind of professional assassin. Perhaps it is the strongest of its species or like, a wrestling champion or something, because there's no reason why it should be able to flail around those tentacles so strongly and efficiently. It tries to wrap up as many of them as it can, dragging them toward it lightning fast; Cloud struggles but he can't quite break free and its mouth is right there and-

It kisses him.

Wait- no that's definitely a kiss, its not using any of its approximately one billion teeth. And you know what, if Velvet and Rokurou are nearby its gonna scoop them up kiss them too. Be warned, its very drooly and wet.

Maybe someone will finally notice that the client had dropped a half-opened box. A sparkly picture frame pokes out of it; a sweet image of said client cuddled up with another member of its species, and though the writing and symbols are different, those are definitely glittery pink flowers all over the frame and bedazzled onto the picture itself, little LED hearts blinking on and off at the corners.]

[Well, on the bright side Velvet is shocked enough that she doesn't follow through with her threat.]

What the hell?

[ Ugh, being on Cloud's shoulder means Rokurou's right in the middle of this tentacle-on-Cloud action, somewhere he really really doesn't like being. ]

[ Mostly because he's pretty sure it means he's not getting a fight out of this after all. ]

The hell- what kind of client is this anyway? If you're gonna get into this kind of stuff, you should really keep it in the hotel rooms. There's kids around.

[ Think of the children, Cloud, jeez. ]

[Oh look at that picture, that's............sweet????? Dear god is this thing like a teenager in love or something] I'm a courier, [Cloud growls, working an arm loose to punch Rokurou in the shoulder. Don't be nasty.] I'm the one who brought that package down there. I guess furious screeching is gratitude for this species- stop that, [Cloud says exasperatedly, shoving at the client's face until it finally lets him go and gathers up the package and frame, gurgling happily. Look, Velvet, the client is showing you the picture. With all that hair you almost look like you have your own set of beautiful tentacles! Don't worry, you'll find love some day.]

[Velvet blinks at the picture and like, takes a step backwards. But at least she realizes it's not a threat and she doesn't try to kill it or any thing.]

Uh...that's...that's nice...

[ Why is everyone so rude to Rokurou today, all he wanted was some fun. He makes a face at the shoulder punching, but doesn't comment on it otherwise. ]

Then what was with all the... slime.

I don't know. [Ugh. He's so gross now. Hey, at least he's yanking on that tentacle wrapped around Rokurou until the client finally lets him go too, right? Look, this isn't even his fault.] Can we go? Or do you two wanna kill and eat some people first?

Maybe it's saliva.

[Also, wow, Cloud, she was trying to help. Don't be rude.

Not that she seems insulted, honestly.

She shrugs.]

Yeah, we can go. You both need a bath now.

Ugh, yeah, it seeped right through my clothes.

[ Tapping Cloud's arm to be put down, this ride should probably end now that there's no monster to be fighting. ]

Hey though next time you run into something that actually wants a fight, you should tell us.

Sure, I'll pass on your card. [Was that deadpan sarcasm? who knows

The walk back to the car is exceedingly unpleasant with all this gross drool slime stuff.] You might as well take advantage of the situation and charge me double fare; not like any other cabbie's gonna let me get in looking like this.

[She shrugs. She doesn't seem too fussed, honestly.]

Well, if you want to give me extra money, I'm not going to say no.

[It's not like she's an actual professional or anything, she's just doing this to pass the time.]

[ Rokurou almost opens his mouth to ask why they're talking about money, why Velvet's accepting money from some alien escort, but the sensible part of his brain gently reminds him not to question free money. So instead he shuts his pie hole and smiles brightly, brushing off slime before taking his own seat again. ]

Thanks for your patronage~

Uh huh. Just back up to the docks is fine. [Yeah if y'all just woulda drove when he asked....

At least that samurai get is getting in the front so Cloud has the back to himself and can concentrate on not throwing up without distractions. Right?]

Okay. Make sure to buckle up.

[Safety first, right? It's important. Especially because the way Velvet drives isn't going to help his stomach much. She doesn't really drive like she has much experience. She's going a little (or a lot) too fast and there's a lot of swerving and sudden stops. It's a bumpy ride.]

Still don't get the point about strapping yourself into this thing.

[ Rokurou says even as he has to brace himself in his seat to avoid getting tossed around by Velvet's swerving. He also looks like he's having fun with it though, it's kind of like riding on a rampaging beast that you spent an hour ticking off. ]

[ Not that Rokurou's done stuff like that. ]

[ Recently. ]

Oh my god, [Cloud groans, clinging to the door. He even puts the window down in preparation.] You're gonna make me puke, you're the worst driver...!

I'm not hitting anything.

[So, that's good right? What do people expect, honestly.

She glances over her shoulder at him. Which makes the car swerve again, oops. But she looks ahead again pretty quickly, so she can keep not hitting things.]

Do you need a doctor or something?

Hey, if you're gonna puke, stick your head out the window. No one wants to sit in that.

[ Have some common decency, please. ]

[Lady, not hitting something is like the lowest bar to being called a decent driver.

At least that's what Cloud would say to her if he weren't busy sticking his head out of the window and taking deep, deep breaths to stave off the sickness. If there's a god, he'll pass out or something until they get there. WHY DID HE GET IN THIS CAB......he brought this upon himself.............]

[Well, look on the bright side. The nice thing about driving way too fast is they get to the destination really quickly. Velvet arrives at the docks and comes to a sudden stop. Very jerky, not at all smooth. Sorry, Cloud.

But, hey at least it's over?? Probably. For now.]

Here we are.

[She glances at Rokurou. He seems fine. Surly if Rokurou is fine, her driving is fine, right?

So she turns to look in the back seat.]

You okay? We can take you to a doctor or something.

[ Rokurou is Totally Fine, obviously it's this guy who's the wimp here. He's turning around in his seat to look at Cloud as well, just to make sure the guy hasn't puked against the seat without them noticing. ]

Got a sensitive stomach or something?

Ugh...shut up, I g-...get motion- [uh oh G ET S OUT.

and finds a trashcan. yeah he's throwing up into it, fuck you both he's not a wimp!!!!!! ]

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