ofkirkwall: (I am the sand in the bottom)

[personal profile] ofkirkwall 2017-08-01 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, oh sweet Maker.

Now she has always been a lover of puns and terrible jokes, normally she is the one who gets to dish them out, rarely has she had them handed to her. Even so as terrible it is she cannot help but burst out laughing at it, leaning back on her chair a little. ]


I do now! Masterfully done, ser Strife. I pray you hold your liquor as well as you deliver jokes.
moseyin: (it's a kickin song tho)

[personal profile] moseyin 2017-08-01 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I pray it's better, because otherwise I'm pretty screwed. [Ah there's the bartender bringing those shots over! Nice. Cloud will even fiddled with this pile of weird-ass money and give her....enough? Must be enough because she leaves.] So, full disclosure...this purple shit is good. [It's very purple, and kinda frothy. Cloud arranges his shots not so neatly before himself.]
ofkirkwall: (Another year without you gone)

[personal profile] ofkirkwall 2017-08-01 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
And it would be just terrible to lose after such a winning streak.

[ But she doesn't sound as though it would be terrible, in fact she's almost excited to take his steak from him. It is a point of pride, after all! She has something of a crown to defend after all, having not lost a drinking contest a long loong time.

With the shots delivered Hawke shifts in her seat, arranging her own for a few moments. ]


Ready when you are, serah.
moseyin: (god damn right;)

[personal profile] moseyin 2017-08-01 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[He raises his shot glass to her and the crowd goes almost silent. UGH! UGGH!!! HE THOUGHT HE WAS OVER THIS WANTING MORE ATTENTION AND ADMIRATION SHIT BUT IT WAS JUST LYING DORMANT!!!!!!!

Well whatever because somebody drops a glass somewhere in the bar and that's as good a starting gun as anything. GONNA MOW DOWN THESE SHOTS! He gets a little woozy by the third one, but by the fifth he's still upright and he smacks it down with a flourish, maybe leaning a little harder on his elbow than before as he wipes his mouth. It's not a speed game after all, it's endurance, but it's still fun to do it quick because everyone gets all excited.]
ofkirkwall: (They say we are what we are)

[personal profile] ofkirkwall 2017-08-01 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ One might have thought after years of living in a spotlight that Hawke would be tired of all the attention. She isn't not completely. A tiny part of her cannot help but soak it all up and bask in it.

The sound of a dropped glass is loud in the near silence and she doesn't hesitate to start throwing down the shots. It's almost effortless for her, downing shot after shot. One, two, three, all go down smoothly, taking advantage of the fact she hasn't been doing this for nearly as long. She throws back the fifth with a little flourish before placing the glass back down, lips twisted into a Cheshire grin. ]
moseyin: (these secrets inside me)

[personal profile] moseyin 2017-08-01 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhhhh, [Cloud offers her a little golf clap along with the cheering crowd.] Very nice, very nice. If this was like a, like a glass twirling contest, you might've been able to win. [oh man take a gander at this overconfident drunk lil punkass]
ofkirkwall: (You are always on my mind)

[personal profile] ofkirkwall 2017-08-01 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Might have been? Oh please, I have the best glass twirling skills this side of the galaxy! I have magic fingers, serah. [ As if to prove her point she takes her next shot and twirls it, fingers leaving brief traces of ice upon the glass. ] You have no hope of defeating me.
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moseyin: (you should be)

[personal profile] moseyin 2017-08-01 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds dirty, [Cloud says, because his filter was gone like two drinking games ago, and starts shoving the glasses aside as the bartender brings another round. Whoo boy.] You better not back this wild animal into a corner with declarations like that. I'm warning you. I'm not housetrained.
ofkirkwall: (Another year without you gone)

[personal profile] ofkirkwall 2017-08-04 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
It might be. [ Hawke grins like a cat that has cornered a wounded bird, leaning back in her chair as their next round is brought to them. ] Is that supposed to be scare me? I can assure you it doesn't.

[ If anything it only serves to encourage her terrible behavior. ]
moseyin: (and i couldn't stand)

[personal profile] moseyin 2017-08-04 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[what's this???? leans forward] I can drink twice what you drink, and still win. [Oh no. Oh no, whatever shreds of good judgment he has are completely gone, because this sounds like a fantastic idea.]
ofkirkwall: (Blood in your ear through)

[personal profile] ofkirkwall 2017-08-13 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ This best thing ever clearly. She just laughs, shaking her head. ] Ha! I'd like to see you try.
moseyin: (they echoed and groaned)

[personal profile] moseyin 2017-08-13 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay well Cloud is nothing if not stubborn so he waves down that bartender and orders, yes, TWICE what she's ordering. He's not falling down blackout drunk (he's pretty sure he cant' actually get there unless he drinks an entire liquor store) but he's definitely, definitely very tipsy.

...and he can definitely, definitely handle more. Which he shows by actually drinking twice what she gets without dying of alcohol poisoning, though he gets a lot more chatty than he usually is.]


And she's here, like, [Cloud mimes an explosion in his face with one hand, reaching the other across the table to hold Hawke's wrist like he has to get her attention as if they aren't having a conversation right now.] Like, I never- I wasn't never gonna see her again, an' she's just here, y'know, like when you miss someone so bad? But she's here. Oh man. [Lays his face down on the table.] I'm dizzy.
ofkirkwall: (You pull the blackout curtains down)

[personal profile] ofkirkwall 2017-08-13 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Considering how much Hawke herself can drink, which is admittedly a lot thanks to her many years of alcohol indulgence, that was definitely not the best of ideas.

And somehow he manages to survive it, quite spectacularly in fact.

Somewhere along the way their little drinking contest seems to be forgotten though she isn't exactly sure where. How long has it been since they started drinking? Twenty minutes? Half an hour? Maker's balls she is drunk, not nearly as drunk as Cloud, but drunk. ]


Mmmm? [ Her attention jerks from the shot glass in her hand when his reaches out and grab her wrist. ] Oh, that... sucks. [ Like, really sucks. She feels for him. ] Yeah, yeah, I know. You're so close that you can reach out and touch them but... [ A perfect description of a certain three years of her life. ]

Of course you are, sweetie, you're drunk. [ Leaning forward a little she turns her hand around slightly so she can awkwardly pat his arm. ] So am I! We're both drunk, isn't it great?
moseyin: ("please stop)

[personal profile] moseyin 2017-08-13 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shoves self up.] You wouldn't believe how great. [Picks up one of his empty glasses to squint into it.] This's...good stuff, the good great stuff. Usu'ly can't get drunk cuz of- [Points to his glowing eyes] But this is strong. Real good. Real expensive. I think I spent everything.
ofkirkwall: (I stepped out with heavy heart)

[personal profile] ofkirkwall 2017-08-13 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She nods enthusiastically, enjoying the tingling sensation that has spread across her limbs. ] I think I can guess. [ Yes, she has a very good idea. Wait, did he point to his eyes? Has his eyes always been glowing? Why didn't she notice this before and why are they even glowing?

Hawke seems to stare a little dumbfounded for a moment before shakes her head a little. ]
All the good stuff is always expensive, they should make it cheaper. [ She leans back then reaching for the small pack on her hip, fumbling through it for a moment. ] Maker's hairy ballsack, I think I'm out too.

[ Because no one allows Marian Hawke to walk around with all the money she currently owns, that would be foolish. ]
moseyin: (it's a kickin song tho)

[personal profile] moseyin 2017-08-14 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well then we need t' get more money, [Cloud declares, pushing himself back from the table and only swaying a little bit.] Let's pub crawl somewhere else. I bet we could challenge someone to like, arm wrestling and get some cash.
ofkirkwall: (he's a wild one he's okay)

[personal profile] ofkirkwall 2017-08-14 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
That, my good friend, sounds like a wonderful idea! [ Hawke stands suddenly pausing briefly swaying before steadying herself with the table. ] I am a accomplished arm wrestler, and drinking person, and I have magic fingers.

[ This is probably a bad idea. ]
moseyin: (with villains)

[personal profile] moseyin 2017-08-14 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Right. [points at] Those kinky magic fingers. [Time to stagger out of the bar together like a pair of troublemakers]
ofkirkwall: (What you know you're drunk again)

[personal profile] ofkirkwall 2017-08-15 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. [ She shoots him a toothy grin before staggering her way over to him, offering a shoulder as they stagger out of the bar into the night. Is it night? Bah, she doesn't remember or care.

Because she made a new friend, a very fun new friend, so screw what time of day it is! ]
moseyin: (the house was awake)

[personal profile] moseyin 2017-08-15 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[he's drunk so why not, let's throw our arms over each other's shoulders and stumble out] Money...gotta get some- I could go, uh, what's it, bouncing. Bouncering. I was doin' it before. [bitch ur drunk nobody gonna hire a drunk bouncer]