Kayanni System Mingle

[spacebro]

Who: Everyone
Broadcast: It's been known to happen
Action: Kayanni System (or a ship. I'm not the boss of you)
When: July 21 – August 23



(OOC: System Info)

Comments

[moseyin]

I'll keep that in mind for when I next go broke. [Yeah he might too. LOOK.....he has expensive tastes now ok] What's your name anyway? I'm Cloud.

[pb_n_jocular]

Peebee.

[She reaches out a hand in greeting.]

So, what kinda cloud are we talking about? Cumulonimbus? Cirrus?

[moseyin]

Oh damn, that's so hilarious, I've never heard that a jillion times before, [bartender another drink please, he needs it,]

[pb_n_jocular]

[Wide grin, no shame.] Still funny, though, right? Right?

[moseyin]

Errrn wrong, not even funny the first time. [Knocks that drink back and gets another- y'know what, just give him the bottle. Yup] Besides, who're you to be making name cracks? Your name is short for peanut butter.

[pb_n_jocular]

[Her grin gets bigger,] You're right, it is! Lucky guess, huh?

[Sorry, Cloud, she's made that joke herself in the past; she is immune.]

[moseyin]

[ugh that's not fair] Shut up and drink your water, Peanut. [He can smell the sobering up on you!!!! You best give that jacket back to its rightful thief]

[pb_n_jocular]

Sure thing, Cirrus. [She raises the glass up in a toast.]

[moseyin]

[..........dammit that nickname actually sounds significantly cooler than his actual name tho] So I got a question. Have you been on the Fleet a while?

[pb_n_jocular]

Eh, you know, a bit. Long enough to be annoyed by it and not long enough to be terminally disheartened. You?

[moseyin]

Just long enough to start reconsidering whether this is actually a coma-induced fever dream. [Because it is a legit concern, okay,]

[pb_n_jocular]

It could be. Who knows. I'm probably just a figment of your imagination.

Either way, no point in not enjoying the stay, yeah? [Lifting up her water in a toast,] To coma-induced fever dreams!

[moseyin]

[You know what, he'll drink to that, fuck yeah,] To Peanut, who can hold her liquor better than most of the folks in this bar.

[pb_n_jocular]

[She laughs wildly, a little bit unhinged, because that's really funny..]

Yeeeeah, just put me on the wall of fame!

[moseyin]

[Looks around...yeah no wall of fame] I guess we could graffiti your initials in the bathroom- kidding, [he adds when the bartender shoots him a dirty look]

[pb_n_jocular]

[Her eyes widen as she looks at him, ignoring the dirty look from the bartender.] That sounds like an amazing idea!

[moseyin]

No, that sounds like a terrible idea from a drunk person who will get us kicked out of the bar. [slips her a marker underneath the bar, go do it, go]

[pb_n_jocular]

[Peebee looks a little miffed at his proclomation, but the moment she feels the marker pressed into her hand she can't help but break into a thinly-veiled smile. She puts on the dramatics;]

UGH! Fine! I won't draw in the precious bathroom. [She tries to subtly pocket the marker and slide off the stool. She's a little clumsy, but hopefully stumbling off the stool hides the marker.]

But I am gunna go take a piss because of all this bathroom .... talk.

[She winks at him, and then turns and scampers off before the bartender can react.]

[moseyin]

[......god that was so obvious

Well maybe Cloud can distract this bartender by ordering a line of shots of his most expensive liquor and down those really quick. That should buy her a few minutes to get things done, and Cloud staggers off pretending to be more drunk than he is, in the direction of the bathroom. Hopefully the bartender will just think they're back here making out instead of defacing property.

........wait there's like three bathrooms with weird symbols on them

which one is she in
which one does HE go in] Uhhh, P n' B? Peanut? [what's her name] Peebs. Psst, where are you at?

[pb_n_jocular]

[Peebee wasn't sure what the different symbols meant either, she'd just picked one. Hearing Cloud outside, she opens the door, grabs his shirt, and tugs him in with her, giggling like a maniac. She holds a finger up to her mouth to be quiet, and then points at the wall. There's a large, quick, and crude caricature of the bartender with a doofy grin and a dialogue bubble that proclaims 'no free drinks for young punks']

[moseyin]

[Whoa okay, in here and- oh look at that, what cute drunk people art. Cloud snickers at the doofy grin on the bartender's face, though he can't read the dialogue bubble.] You gonna sign it? Whazzat say, anyway?

[pb_n_jocular]

Of course I'm not going to sign it! Gotta save some anonymity so the police don't have too easy a time, yeah? [She leans over and nudges him in the ribs with her elbow.]

Oh, yeah; languages are a thing, aren't they? Says 'no drinks for young punks'.

[Peebee smiles triumphantly at Cloud, but then there's a sharp, persistent knocking at the bathroom door, and the bartender's none-to-happy bellow for them to get out.]

[moseyin]

[Hheheheh are they the young punks]

Oh shit, [Cloud whispers at the banging on the door, freezing before reaching up and ruffling his hair even messier and wrinkling up his shirt.] Here gimme the marker, [goes and stuffs it down into the bottom of the trash before opening the door.] Uh oh, looks like we were caught hooking up... [Cloud you garbage actor, don't send her a meaningful look over your shoulder]

[pb_n_jocular]

[They are totally the young punks.

Also wow Cloud is bad at this. She smiles devilishly back at him, and then snaps her hand forward to smack his ass.] Told you we'd get caught.

[She skips past Cloud and the glowering Bartender, and Cloud had better be close behind because once she gets into the bar proper she is booking it the hell out of there.]

[moseyin]

[SLVKJSDF. Lady,,,

Cloud hurries after her, quick on her heels as they dodge tables and servers and head out the door to get lost in the crowd. Okay, so they're probably blacklisted at that bar, OH WELL it's fine this is fine

Except-] I think the slap was a little much.