Total Eclipse of the Tourist

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Touristos and friends
Broadcast: as needed
Action: Tourist/wherever friends are found
When: August

[ One may have noticed the mood around The Universe's Most Hospitable Ship has been somber and quiet as of late, despite the super swank new system. Feel free to drop by unannounced, call in, or just drop a line! ]

Comments

[takingkarabusiness]

Okay, well, that's fair. I was thinking live action but I'll give you that.

[outstandingbalance]

You didn't say it though. That wasn't in the criteria.

[takingkarabusiness]

You're right.

So, what movie would you want? Come on. Tell me.

[outstandingbalance]

You're putting me on the spot here. How about Raiders of the Lost Ark?

[takingkarabusiness]

Solid call. Marion is definitely hashtag-sass-goals.

[outstandingbalance]

And who doesn't like seeing a Nazi get his face melted off?

[takingkarabusiness]

People I don't want to know, that's for sure.

[outstandingbalance]

Then we could give the Princess Bride a rest for a while.

[takingkarabusiness]

I wonder if the marketplace out there has any Earth movies.

[outstandingbalance]

Maybe we should see if they have any movies at all? We could find something new.

[takingkarabusiness]

Now?

If so I should probably shower...

[outstandingbalance]

Nah. Right now, popcorn and Con Air. Or an American Werewolf in London? Your choice.

[takingkarabusiness]

Con Air.

Then maybe the werewolf one.

[outstandingbalance]

You have enough popcorn for that?

[takingkarabusiness]

I know where Mon-El keeps his stash. He won't mind if I borrow it while he's not using it.

[outstandingbalance]

I'll make it up to him when he wakes up?

[takingkarabusiness]

I think that's my job now.

[outstandingbalance]

I was thinking buying him more popcorn. You can make it up the other way.

[takingkarabusiness]

Extra ice cream. Obviously.

[outstandingbalance]

...Obviously.

[takingkarabusiness]

Anyway.

Are you sharing ice cream with anyone lately?

[outstandingbalance]

Oh, I'm not good at sharing ice cream. I like getting it all to myself.

[What? Was there a euphemism there?]

[takingkarabusiness]

Right. Fair enough.

[outstandingbalance]

Why? Should I be?

[takingkarabusiness]

No. Just trying to make conversation.