driftfleet | [voice/action] comas are fun?????

Who: Doudanuki & All Y'all
Broadcast: Yes
Action: On the Caprine
When: August 14th, aka right now

Action: Caprine

[Anyone on the Caprine can probably hear when Doudanuki wakes up because he does so by yelling loudly as he jumps out of bed. He can't remember the last time he was awake and that concerns him - a lot.

So fellow Capriners will probably hear him as he thunders around checking on people or trying to figure out why the hell he was unconscious for an entire month. How he greets them depends on whether he knows them yet or not:

For new characters to the Caprine since June]

...And who're you supposed to be?

[For characters he knows already]

Hey. What the hell happened to everyone?

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[Later, after he realizes that comas are just things that happen because why not? This place is insane enough already.

And then he's at the comms station and notices something weird.]

What happened to that other ship? What the hell did you guys do while I was asleep??

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You are right! It could be a real community project. It would bring people together for something enjoyable.

[Something that hopefully Atroma can't take away from them, but you never know.]

It is a little more difficult without the requisite limbs, but I think I can make a good enough try of it.

Eh, I can help you carry stuff or set things up if you need it. I don't know crap about parties, but I know how to cart things around at least.

Merci, that would be most helpful! I can direct you, at least, to make a really enchanting ball. They will talk about it for years.

As long as you get all the credit. I don't really want any of the spotlight on this.

[NO ONE CAN KNOW HE HELPED MAKE A PARTY.]

[You know, if Lumière were a modest, humble man he would have insisted Doudanuki get credit for all his hard work, because it would be the fair thing to do. Hard work gets its just rewards and all that.

Luckily for him, Lumière is absolutely not a modest, humble man. At all.]

That, mon ami I can do. No fear, no one will ever know you had any involvement.

[Thank the gods for Lumiere's ego then. Doudanuki is 100% down with not getting recognition for doing anything that isn't related to war.]

Good. War swords shouldn't be known for "parties."

[His ego saves the day again!]

Of course not, I would not want to damage your warrior credentials.

[You mean 'for once.']

Hn, thanks. Not that I get much use here. Might as well be rustin'.

Perhaps you can find something else, to prevent the...rusting feeling.

[He has a flash of memory, something that he saw back on the Marsiva and shakes his head.]

It'll be fine. It's not an unfamiliar feeling, so I can deal with it. You just focus on that party of yours.

I will do my best, mon ami. Though I would be much more comfortable knowing that you are happy.

Eh. I don't see why you humans are so concerned about my happiness for. It's not like most humans cared when I was just a sword, so don't worry about it.

[He is genuinely surprised by this, okay. It's weird.]

Ah, but it is human nature. We cannot help it, you make something into a living, breathing thing, and we cannot help but care.

[Though it will endlessly make him so very happy to be referred to as one still. ]

I guess I can't blame humans for not bein' able to sympathize with a thing until it looks like them. It's in your nature.

[And there's the rub - it wasn't until he looked like them that they ever cared. Ah well, it's not like he can really be mad about it. It's just how humans are.]

[He knows THAT one, only too well. Certainly, people on the Fleet are good to him and a handful even still treat him like the human he actually is. But a lot of the times he's an oddity, not really real. Human nature. ]

There is little to change human nature, I am afraid. It takes practise to learn to appreciate someone beyond their outward appearance.

People haven't been rude to you just 'cause you don't look like them anymore, have they?

I'll friggin' kick their asses if they are.

[Honey put down the weaponry. ]

It is nothing I cannot handle, Doudanuki - it is fine. Just confusion is all, which is to be expected because, again, human nature is what it is.

[...but why tho]

Hn, guess so. But if anyone gives you trouble, let me know.

[Because stabbing people is wrong ]

You will be the first person I tell in that case, mon ami.

[He will be the LAST person Lumière tells. On account of the stabbing. ]

[Stabbing people is only wrong if you don't stab them right. #swordmorality]

Alright. Anyway, good luck on your party.

[Doudanuki, NO! ]

Merci. I am sure it will be marvellous!

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