Captain Jack Sparrow (
all7seas) wrote in
driftfleet2017-08-16 09:46 pm
Floot Loops
Who: Jack Sparrow and Anyone
Broadcast: Yes, unfortunately.
Action: It COULD lead to action on Kayann, which is where Jack is at the moment. It's much better than being stuck on the Bishop with Looma and mean people who hate Jenga. (Looking at YOU, Pidge Gunderson.)
When: Later in the evening of the 16th.
"New fruity floot loops
Slooping in a groovy suit
Gloop 'em in a new boot
Or sling 'em in a pie.
Rooty-tooty floot loops
Drooping in a blue soup
Mooping in some newt poop!
Floot Loops til we die!"
[It's a poem. Jack wrote it. And now he's reciting it over and over again. To you.]
Broadcast: Yes, unfortunately.
Action: It COULD lead to action on Kayann, which is where Jack is at the moment. It's much better than being stuck on the Bishop with Looma and mean people who hate Jenga. (Looking at YOU, Pidge Gunderson.)
When: Later in the evening of the 16th.
"New fruity floot loops
Slooping in a groovy suit
Gloop 'em in a new boot
Or sling 'em in a pie.
Rooty-tooty floot loops
Drooping in a blue soup
Mooping in some newt poop!
Floot Loops til we die!"
[It's a poem. Jack wrote it. And now he's reciting it over and over again. To you.]

voice;
Thooping on a fruit stoop
Shoot 'em out a big hoop
Floating in the sky~
[Another verse is contributed in song form.]
voice;
Booty-snootin' floot loops
Group'em in a swooping coop
Shoot 'em with a war whoop
Come now, don't be shy!
BOOTY SNOOTIN ghfjghfd
Have 'em solve a square root
Hooting with a scoop troop
How grand, my oh my~
[This is a thing now.]
: D
Gooning in a parachute
Crooning in a blue moon
Toss some in your eye!
Ouch!
[He has apparently just tossed some in his eye, and it kind of hurt.]
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Why would you do that?
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It IS, ish, sort of....