Floot Loops

[all7seas]

Who: Jack Sparrow and Anyone
Broadcast: Yes, unfortunately.
Action: It COULD lead to action on Kayann, which is where Jack is at the moment. It's much better than being stuck on the Bishop with Looma and mean people who hate Jenga. (Looking at YOU, Pidge Gunderson.)
When: Later in the evening of the 16th.

"New fruity floot loops
Slooping in a groovy suit
Gloop 'em in a new boot
Or sling 'em in a pie.

Rooty-tooty floot loops
Drooping in a blue soup
Mooping in some newt poop!
Floot Loops til we die!"

[It's a poem. Jack wrote it. And now he's reciting it over and over again. To you.]

Comments

voice;

[monolike]

Wow, you really have a way with words! Did you write that yourself? [can you help me write my love poetry]

voice;

[all7seas]

Wrote it all meself, lad, with the help of these fruity loops! I salute you, loops! I shoot you true kudos. Why do you ask? Do you, too, wish to swoop an important part of this balanced breakfast?

voice;

[monolike]

[am i having a stroke]

...what are you- Oh! [That's right, Floot Loops is that brand! This guy must be doing the sponsorship thing, hahahaha.] Yeah, sure! I wanna swoop the loop.

voice;

[all7seas]

Excellent. How 'bout Thursday?

[Jack will write any looove pooetry you want, dude. But he's not well right now. There might even be sounds of trouble 'round him, coming over the broadcast. Nothing super obvious, but unsettling nonetheless. A moan. A cry of pain.]

voice;

[monolike]

[buddy........I'm so sorry]

Thursday? You mean for some kind of breakfast hangout? [what is all that moaning is something inappropriate going on]

voice;

[all7seas]

[It sounds like pain, and not the good kind.]

What was I thinking? ANYTIME is worthy of a jolly breakfast hangout when there's floot loops at hand!

voice;

[monolike]

Well, are you free right now? I haven't had any breakfast yet. [Okay like seriously, is somebody being mugged, what's going on?] Hey, is everything okay? It's really noisy over there.

voice;

[all7seas]

Everyone's fine.

[We all floot down here.]

Just come. You'll never regret it. You shall never look back and say, "Gracious, I wish I had never partook of those choice Loops with Captain Jack Sparrow that one time." Ever.

voice;

[monolike]

Captain? [R u an army man] Well, Captain Sparrow sir, tell me where you are and I'll head over! [like sheep to the slaughter, this one]

voice;

[all7seas]

Building 473, 81st floor, Room 238. [It's a stark, white room with stainless steel tables and chairs that are bolted to the floor.] Safe passage, mate.

voice; --> action;

[monolike]

Uhh sure, on my way. [Weird.

--

So the boy isn't stupid but he is so very naive. It had sounded odd but Captain Jack Sparrow said everything was fine, so maybe he was watching one of those movie things? Or something? ...you know what better bring some healing gels just in case. Mikleo would kill him otherwise even if it's much more cautious than he usually is.

Sorey heads to building 473, 81st floor, Room 238 and this...doesn't look like a breakfast hangout. In fact this kinda looks a little creepily pristine, like the Marvisa. Maybe it's a good thing he came after all.] Captain Sparrow?

action

[all7seas]

[Gels can heal the deep wounds forged by forced loop-testing? Excellent!]

Aye! Yes! 'S me! Here!

[He's the guy being dragged across the floor, heels dug in. Two men in white coats are securing him back in his seat.]

action

[monolike]

[...wait a minute...

Wait- Hey, wait a minute!] H-hey! Hey, hold on, you-! [Goes running for him!! This is not a leisurely breakfast scene after all, that's totally like, a kidnapping or something!!

Sorey doesn't exactly look huge or buff but he manages to yank one of the white coats back away easily and tosses him down to the floor, shoving at the other one.] You were in trouble! Was that some kinda coded message?!

action

[all7seas]

[It's a delicious kidnapping, all a part of this complete breakfast! Fortified with vitamin A and seven essential minerals! GREAT for growing kids!

Jack stumbles but quickly gains his feet and his balance as his captor gets flung by Sorey. But he doesn't look eager to escape. Not yet.]

If it were CODED you'd never have understood it, lad! Mind the stun-guns!

[Because an approaching cadre of technicians are wielding them. Look out.]

action

[monolike]

[Dangit, y'know, if he was a smart boy and brought his buddies with him this would be over in a second. As it is his connection to the elements is weak, and all he can manage when he waves an arm is a blast of wind strong enough to make their captors stumble back into each other. At least one of them gets tased in the middle of it?]

C'mon, we gotta run! [Grabs at Jack's arm and tries to pull him along with him, kicking one of the techs to send them stumbling back into the crowd.]

action

[all7seas]

But the Loops!

[In some weird parallel to Stockholm Syndrome, Jack is trying to gather up as many boxes of Floot Loops as possible. It's mad.]

So tasty! Must save them!


[Someone SLAP him. The techs are starting to sort themselves out.]

action

[monolike]

Are you kidding me?! [Sorey isn't the slapping sort, but he will dump a washtub's worth of freezing water over his head with another wave of his hand before just grabbing the guy to toss him over his shoulder] Please move, I don't wanna hurt anybody!

action

[all7seas]

[Well that snaps Jack out of it. The crowd is still blocking them, though, so the pirate begins to step across the melee, using the bent backs of the Loop Jockeys as stepping stones.]

'Scuse me! Pardon me! Coming through!

action

[monolike]

[There he goes, he- wow he's pretty sprightly for a guy who looks half-beaten and perpetually drunk

Sorey doesn't have as quick a path, but manages to shove his way past the techs and into the hallway, barreling after Jack and trusting him to know which way they're going.] Captain, is there anybody else being held here like you were?