Captain Jack Sparrow (
all7seas) wrote in
driftfleet2017-08-16 09:46 pm
Floot Loops
Who: Jack Sparrow and Anyone
Broadcast: Yes, unfortunately.
Action: It COULD lead to action on Kayann, which is where Jack is at the moment. It's much better than being stuck on the Bishop with Looma and mean people who hate Jenga. (Looking at YOU, Pidge Gunderson.)
When: Later in the evening of the 16th.
"New fruity floot loops
Slooping in a groovy suit
Gloop 'em in a new boot
Or sling 'em in a pie.
Rooty-tooty floot loops
Drooping in a blue soup
Mooping in some newt poop!
Floot Loops til we die!"
[It's a poem. Jack wrote it. And now he's reciting it over and over again. To you.]
Broadcast: Yes, unfortunately.
Action: It COULD lead to action on Kayann, which is where Jack is at the moment. It's much better than being stuck on the Bishop with Looma and mean people who hate Jenga. (Looking at YOU, Pidge Gunderson.)
When: Later in the evening of the 16th.
"New fruity floot loops
Slooping in a groovy suit
Gloop 'em in a new boot
Or sling 'em in a pie.
Rooty-tooty floot loops
Drooping in a blue soup
Mooping in some newt poop!
Floot Loops til we die!"
[It's a poem. Jack wrote it. And now he's reciting it over and over again. To you.]

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...There might be trouble. Hm. Or it just could be...you know. Jack being Jack.]
Is that a lot of trouble?
[Also, he's scanning the other responses to this broadcast to try to get more information. He sees Jack misquoting Shakespearean sonnets to his girlfriend. Kindly don't.]
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Dire. Dire trouble.
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....If he's actually in some sort of trouble, Sayid is almost certain it's trouble he walked himself right into. He knows that much about Jack by now. Still. He won't leave him to deal with it himself. That's not how this all works.]
Can you tell me where you are? Or send coordinates.
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Lots of Loops inside.