Captain Jack Sparrow (
all7seas) wrote in
driftfleet2017-08-16 09:46 pm
Floot Loops
Who: Jack Sparrow and Anyone
Broadcast: Yes, unfortunately.
Action: It COULD lead to action on Kayann, which is where Jack is at the moment. It's much better than being stuck on the Bishop with Looma and mean people who hate Jenga. (Looking at YOU, Pidge Gunderson.)
When: Later in the evening of the 16th.
"New fruity floot loops
Slooping in a groovy suit
Gloop 'em in a new boot
Or sling 'em in a pie.
Rooty-tooty floot loops
Drooping in a blue soup
Mooping in some newt poop!
Floot Loops til we die!"
[It's a poem. Jack wrote it. And now he's reciting it over and over again. To you.]
Broadcast: Yes, unfortunately.
Action: It COULD lead to action on Kayann, which is where Jack is at the moment. It's much better than being stuck on the Bishop with Looma and mean people who hate Jenga. (Looking at YOU, Pidge Gunderson.)
When: Later in the evening of the 16th.
"New fruity floot loops
Slooping in a groovy suit
Gloop 'em in a new boot
Or sling 'em in a pie.
Rooty-tooty floot loops
Drooping in a blue soup
Mooping in some newt poop!
Floot Loops til we die!"
[It's a poem. Jack wrote it. And now he's reciting it over and over again. To you.]

action;
[Apparently there is a terminology involved in this focus group.]
Are you mad?!
action;
[He jabs a thumb over one shoulder at the guys all around the room.]
S'not like they're gonna let you go easy.
action;
[He shoves an empty bowl toward Doudanuki.]
action;
He's still going to prepare to punch every single face in this place if it doesn't work.]
Sure whatever.
[He grabs the bowl and looks at it, frowning.]
So where do we go to get "more"?