Captain Jack Sparrow (
all7seas) wrote in
driftfleet2017-08-16 09:46 pm
Floot Loops
Who: Jack Sparrow and Anyone
Broadcast: Yes, unfortunately.
Action: It COULD lead to action on Kayann, which is where Jack is at the moment. It's much better than being stuck on the Bishop with Looma and mean people who hate Jenga. (Looking at YOU, Pidge Gunderson.)
When: Later in the evening of the 16th.
"New fruity floot loops
Slooping in a groovy suit
Gloop 'em in a new boot
Or sling 'em in a pie.
Rooty-tooty floot loops
Drooping in a blue soup
Mooping in some newt poop!
Floot Loops til we die!"
[It's a poem. Jack wrote it. And now he's reciting it over and over again. To you.]
Broadcast: Yes, unfortunately.
Action: It COULD lead to action on Kayann, which is where Jack is at the moment. It's much better than being stuck on the Bishop with Looma and mean people who hate Jenga. (Looking at YOU, Pidge Gunderson.)
When: Later in the evening of the 16th.
"New fruity floot loops
Slooping in a groovy suit
Gloop 'em in a new boot
Or sling 'em in a pie.
Rooty-tooty floot loops
Drooping in a blue soup
Mooping in some newt poop!
Floot Loops til we die!"
[It's a poem. Jack wrote it. And now he's reciting it over and over again. To you.]

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[Tell him something pleasant about yourself so that he can forget his miseries in the focus group. Ignore the sounds of someone begging for mercy in the background.]
Get to any good taverns? Meet any eligible gents? Go dancing? Fine dining? Music?
I'll just be eating these loops whilst you tell me.
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Look, I'll talk your ear off as long as you don't put another one of those in your mouth. Maker's breath, study be damned. Those things clearly aren't... safe for digestion.