Mingling with the Fishes

[save_the_souls]

Who: SS Blue Fish and Anyone visiting!
Broadcast: MAYBE???
Action: SS. Blue Fish!
When: After the Shuffle to...idk whenever

[Welcome new crew and visitors to the SS Blue Fish! There's been some additions to the crew, some grievous losses and some activity as they prepare these finale days to leave the planet of Mor. Don't mind the two cats and large amounts of meat being stored. Since Blue Fish lacks a pilot, the ship can still be found docked in Mor's volcano until they leave the planet for anyone who wants to drop by for a visit!]

[In other words, get in here and mingle!]

Comments

[alwayscomeback]

They'd never see it coming?

Trying to be, anyway. Name's Sokka. [Look, he'll deal with all the bullshit and you can be a COMPANION for c change, ain't that nice, Hawke? ] Nice to meetcha.

[forcemageure]

[ Hmmm. ]

Good point! You know, I'm nearly positive I've got a friend who uses bees in jars in that fashion. I mean I'm nearly positive about the bees thing, I'm nearly nearly certain I do in fact have the friend.

[ Being a companion is the best. ]

You know how to use any of this?

[alwayscomeback]

Really? Huh. Bees in jars. I'll try to remember that one.

[He shakes his head. ]

Nope! I can throw a boomerang and swing a sword, all of this [he gestures to the guns ] nooot a clue.

[forcemageure]

You can throw a what? The sword I understood.

[ Narrative in no way believes they had boomerang or boomerang equivalents in Thedas. Hawke tilts his head, quizzical. ]

[alwayscomeback]

A boomerang.

[He pulls the aforementioned boomerang out of its holster at his back, offering it for inspection.]

My dad gave it to me. It's a traditional weapon in my tribe.

[forcemageure]

[ Hawke looks, but doesn't touch. He's interested in how it's waited, but 'inspection' does not mean 'physical examination.' ]

And what does it do, exactly?

[alwayscomeback]

You throw it...which probably isn't smart in this really tiny space, and it comes right back to you.



Most of the time. I once took out a guy with it who could shoot explosions out of his head.

True story.

[forcemageure]

That sounds awfully handy. You'll have to demonstrate sometime when we're less likely to knock ourselves unconscious. I'm rubbish at healing, so we'd probably just lie on the floor and bleed until Beverly noticed us missing.

[ Humor. ]

[alwayscomeback]

And then she'd lecture us about proper ship safety and you know that would take hours.

IGNORE THAT, THE HOVER MENU BESTED ME

[forcemageure]

Too true. Though I don't know what defense we'd have for ourselves, other than 'we didn't shoot the hull.'

[ ... ]

Your boomerang can't do that, can it?

HOVER MENU YOU MONSTER

[alwayscomeback]

I...don't think so?

[He turns it in his hands a little.]

It is pretty sharp, but it can;t rupture metal. Now my sword, that can rupture metal. It's made out of a meteorite.

at least it didn't ban you

[forcemageure]

[ Hawke blinks, deliberately orchestrated. ]

It's made of what?

[ He wants to use it. ]

small mercy

[alwayscomeback]

Meteorite. It's...uh.

Okay so there are these rocks in space? And sometimes they crash land on whatever planet you live on. That's what a meteorite is.

[forcemageure]

I'll ....take your word for it.

[ Thedas probably has some explanation that involves the Maker hating mages. Ha, ha! ]

Sounds like quite a feat to lift, let alone swing around.

[ <3 Aveline <3 could probably do it. ]

[alwayscomeback]

Oh trust me, I had to get help. But I cut it up and forged it myself, it was part of my training, to be allowed to wield it.