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Who: Doudanuki & everyboooooody rock your-- wait no
Broadcast: Yes
Action: SS Caprine
When: Oct 9

[Voice to Caprine]
[Well... that was that then. Kai was gone, Ezri Dax was gone, Bones was gone, so now he was the last member of the crew that was around when he first arrived. He'd feared things would come to pass like this, but as soon as he saw that his quarters had moved from his own small bunk to the larger captain's quarters, he had to accept his fate.

And so he sent out a shipwide broadcast.]

...So this is Doudanuki Masakuni and apparently I'm your new captain. [Can you hear the enthusiasm in his voice? It's about as lively as a dead fish] So I'm gonna need a first mate. I don't plan on disappearin' anytime soon, but havin' someone around to help would be... [Well] helpful. Especially 'cause some of you are new.

And in case you're wonderin', I'm not human, so if you got human stuff you need help with, I ain't the one to do it. [a beat] Sorry.

[Voice: OPEN]
[Speeeeaking of.]

For people who knew them, Ezri Dax and Kai Gracen have both returned. Hopefully, they're safe and sorry for the late announcement, but... [Well, a planet was blowing up.

He clears his throat.] Things got busy.

Anyone got any tips on how to be a captain? Especially tips for a non-human who has to take care of a bunch of humans now?

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[He's a sword, it was going to happen anyway?!!!]

True - I'll talk to the crew about it. Maybe one of 'em will be good at fightin' after all.

And Cogsworth...he's the other guy like you, right? The one that's cursed into the shape of a clock?

[YOU CAN LIGHTLY STAB THEM INSTEAD?!!! ]

You never know, they might surprise you.

That would be him. He knew his way around a sword when he was younger.

[Wow, that would have been the best euphemism if Cogsworth wasn't The Worst at romance. ]

[So now that he has permission, he's going to lightly stab everyone thx]

Huh, yeah sure - go ahead and introduce us. If he knows how to handle a sword, I'd like t'meet him.

[Ugh, that's about as good as he can hope for. ]

I am sure you would, and he would enjoy the chance to explore that part of his life again.

[It all works out Donut's way so he's happy]

Hn, as long as he knows he ain't gonna be handling me. I can get him a practice sword, but no one touches my vessel.

Well, I am sure that would suffice. He would not want to make you uncomfortable.

Just tell him to give me the measurements he wants - I'll figure out a way to get him a blunted one to swing around.

I will be sure to do that, mon ami!

Ossu.

[He gives the communicator a nod, glad to have found at least one person to spar with - even if it's a clockman.]

Hit me up whenever you got the measurements.

I will, until then!