voice;

[helmsplitter]

Who: Doudanuki & everyboooooody rock your-- wait no
Broadcast: Yes
Action: SS Caprine
When: Oct 9

[Voice to Caprine]
[Well... that was that then. Kai was gone, Ezri Dax was gone, Bones was gone, so now he was the last member of the crew that was around when he first arrived. He'd feared things would come to pass like this, but as soon as he saw that his quarters had moved from his own small bunk to the larger captain's quarters, he had to accept his fate.

And so he sent out a shipwide broadcast.]

...So this is Doudanuki Masakuni and apparently I'm your new captain. [Can you hear the enthusiasm in his voice? It's about as lively as a dead fish] So I'm gonna need a first mate. I don't plan on disappearin' anytime soon, but havin' someone around to help would be... [Well] helpful. Especially 'cause some of you are new.

And in case you're wonderin', I'm not human, so if you got human stuff you need help with, I ain't the one to do it. [a beat] Sorry.


[Voice: OPEN]
[Speeeeaking of.]

For people who knew them, Ezri Dax and Kai Gracen have both returned. Hopefully, they're safe and sorry for the late announcement, but... [Well, a planet was blowing up.

He clears his throat.] Things got busy.

Anyone got any tips on how to be a captain? Especially tips for a non-human who has to take care of a bunch of humans now?

Comments

[helmsplitter]

[He hopes it'll be fine because here he goes.

Doudanuki tests the heft one more time, then throws the fruit straight up into the air. As it falls, he draws his sword and neatly slices the thing in two as it falls. Unfortunately, he can only catch one side of it and that is by stabbing it through with the end of his sword. The other half - well, he hopes Sorey is good at catchball.]

[monolike]

[Hey u don't mind that he's taking video of that do you

Of course it means the other half of the fruit just bounces off his chest and scatters sloppy seeds all over the ground, BUT AT LEAST HE GOT THE SHOT]

[helmsplitter]

[Nah, he doesn't mind, but he is a little like "wtf man" when the fruit smacks Sorey and falls to the ground. Why didn't he catch it???

He swings the stabbed fruit to the side and then pulls it off, sniffing at the fruit and seeds inside.]

That what you wanted to see?

[monolike]

Yeah! [Hunts around for that other half to pick it up and see if it's still- oh most of the seeds fell out. Well, he can clean that up, no problem, he was doing more important things] It was super cool, I've always wanted to see that in real life.

[helmsplitter]

[The floor is a bit of a mess, but at least half of the fruit is saved? He glances at Sorey's less than complete half and offers him the one off his sword.]

What, you don't have swordsmen in your world? It seems like it should be an easy enough thing to do.

[monolike]

[Hold on, he's looking for a paper towel.] Oh, we do! I don't really know a lot of them...or any of them. Oh, I guess I am one, but I couldn't do something like that. I use a dull sword usually, anyhow.