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[samahl]

Who: Cyril and OPEN
Broadcast: Networkwide - Video
Action: Wonderduck
When: Afternoon


One of the strange things about being in a new reality, I've come to realize, comes down to grasping social norms. They aren't the exact same here as they were on Thedas, and each one of us brings our own world with us when we interact with one another. My 'I think you're gorgeous and funny and would love to get you know better' might be read as your 'I'm only thinking about your body.'

It's hard enough navigating the subtlety there without adding to the mix different a world's views on sex and relationships.

That means research and asking questions. Or at least it does if you're me, I suppose.

I explain all of that simply so you understand how it is that recently I discovered a concept called 'pick up lines.' From what I've learned, they are terrible and awkward. Of course this means that I adore them.

Hit me with your best shot, friends. Give me your favorite pick up lines. I need to hear them all.

Comments

[universal_charm]

It's an implication that they're beautiful since angels are usually depicted as beautiful beings - the epitome of what beauty should be.

[samahl]

Well, you are certainly the epitome human male beauty.

[universal_charm]

_{[ He laughed. ]}

Sweet of you to say, especially when you haven't seen all of me yet.

But it's nothing compared to you. I mean, you walked straight out of my dreams and made them come true.

_{[ Look, this is a cheesy pick up line conversation, he is going to keep bringing them out like a champ. ]}

[samahl]

[He laughs again.]

Oh, you are very good at this.

And I'd love to see the rest of you and have you prove me wrong.

[universal_charm]

_{[ Cyril earned a wink for that. ]}

Oh, that could be dangerous. The two of us, together? I don't think anyone is ready for that.

[samahl]

Too worried you'll faint at the mere sight of me?

[universal_charm]

A little. Human eyes weren't meant to behold such perfection, after all.

[samahl]

I would hate to blind you with my excellence.

[universal_charm]

Absolutely worth it.

[samahl]

One would hope so.

Otherwise what a terrible waste of beautiful eyes.

[universal_charm]

So long as they get to look at you all day, I'd say that's a magnificent purpose for them, don't you?

[samahl]

Oh, you are very good at these pick up lines.

You should be very proud. I'm properly seduced.

[universal_charm]

Hopefully it will be thoroughly soon ~

[samahl]

All you have to do is name a time and place and I'll be there.

[universal_charm]

Oh, my, that's a dangerous proposition.

[samahl]

I like a bit of danger.