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Edwin Jarvis ([personal profile] edwinjarvis) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2018-02-07 06:21 pm

Video | straps him to a lie detector

Who: Edwin Jarvis
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: Tourist or The Melting Pot, lemme know.
When: Now! ... Also, he has a truth-blabbering glitch for this post. Have fun.

Hello, everyone! Business as usual, I suppose!

[He puts on his glasses, adjusting them to scribble some notes on a pad of paper.]

For anyone who is unaware, The Melting Pot has near-constant openings for chefs or waiters, so do let me know if you're interested in joining the community there. I'll be working on restocking our supplies here at the latest location, so if there is anything in particular you're pining for, fear not, I'll have it back in the pantry. It's particularly important for me to keep myself occupied from the godawful nightmares I have of doom and destruction, or from the fact that I feel rather helpless and entirely inadequate sometimes.

[Wait, what? He doesn't seem to have noticed that rather revealing yet somehow stupidly jovial commentary, though. He just keeps scribbling away in his notepad. Dotting those i's, and whatnot. He clears his throat.]

Please let me know if there's any food you'd like added to the menu, also! We could do with more selections.

[A pause.]

Another point; our dear friend, Matt Murdock, had something important to share with me before he vanished from the fleet, a short time back. He has particularly honed super-senses you see, especially with regard to hearing — what with being blind — and had informed me that there are no sounds of camerawork in any of the ships. It does make me wonder how they know what we're doing, if they indeed know what we're doing. Or if they're actually broadcasting anything at all. Anyway, knowing that he hadn't the chance to point this out, I figured I would do him the courtesy.

... With that in mind — please let me know if I should be hiding in a ship bunker at any point, because I'm particularly sick of all this chaos we seem to fly right into. I have a terrible feeling, is all... though the strange snowy marshmallow planet was a delight, truly. I suppose I feel inadequately prepared next to some of the people from my world. And other worlds. All worlds, really. It's why I spend so much on augment enhancements, so I can keep up properly.

... Ah. What was I talking about, again?

[He scratches his head with the end of his pen.]

Sorry, I lost my train of thought. Pardon me. What's a decent conclusion here...?

.... Oh! Valentine's Day is coming up. Have I really been here a year...? Well! I won't be getting drunk this time.

But I'll still be baking everyone sweets, if they'd like.
mucked: (☂ together we can get somewhere)

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[personal profile] mucked 2018-02-08 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ YOU KNOW WHAT? nothing else matters: ]

Augment enhancements? Mister Jarvis.

[ there it is. there's the tone. ]
mucked: (☂ wake up bleary-eyed and sore)

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[personal profile] mucked 2018-02-08 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
None of us know exactly how the augments compromise us. Is it really all that wise to allow them to tinker further?
mucked: (☂ maybe fake's what i like)

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[personal profile] mucked 2018-02-08 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
...I'd hardly call it worth it.
mucked: (☂ deep asleep)

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[personal profile] mucked 2018-02-08 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
If it's a choice between death or coffee, I'll gladly suffer the former.
speedboat: (☞ 052)

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[personal profile] speedboat 2018-02-08 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh mr j, he's bemused but also... worried. and not just about the augments. peggy seems to have that part covered anyway. EYES THEM NERVOUSLY he hates when mom & dad fight ]

You didn't get into the space booze without me, did you, Jarvis? [ cause he'll be mighty salty about it JSYK ]
rebuildyourruins: (Technically every side is starboard.)

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[personal profile] rebuildyourruins 2018-02-08 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Forgive Thor, it's been a hot minute since that one time he spoke to Jarvis over the network, and a lot has happened in the interim. Still, he doesn't think the man was quite so verbose about chaos and destruction last time. Best to check.]

Do you often dream about destruction and chaos? Or is that just lately?
mucked: (☂ and you'll find loss)

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[personal profile] mucked 2018-02-08 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't need to let them muck about with your brain in order to be of service, Mister Jarvis.
wolfuncaged: (Contradict me when you're in the wrong)

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[personal profile] wolfuncaged 2018-02-08 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE HAS CONCERNS. ]

...Perhaps the very fact that you have had so many augment enhancements would explain why you're so unsettled. Nothing comes without a price, Jarvis.
speedboat: (☞ 067)

[personal profile] speedboat 2018-02-08 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he snorts. ] Hey, is there an augment for that? Might come in handy.

[ but only for alcoholics like him. oh well. ]

I drink and work all the time, how am I supposed to know? [ come on look who u talking to here ]
chicandsporting: (When I'm human again)

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[personal profile] chicandsporting 2018-02-08 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm all for fresh ingredients. We could certainly use them.

[He's honestly glad to have hands to be cooking again with, but ingredients sure do help with that. He pauses in his work, casting Jarvis a look. ]

...Are you alright, mon ami? You seem to be lacking a filter.
wolfuncaged: (So come to me my love)

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[personal profile] wolfuncaged 2018-02-08 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jarvis, no. Fenris pinches his nose, exhaling hard. ]

Because in doing so you are allowing them to actively enter your mind and put things in there. Who's to say they're not adding more in that you're not even aware of?
chicandsporting: (Not sure about that bucko)

[personal profile] chicandsporting 2018-02-08 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow, Jarvis, wow. ]

...Perhaps you should take the rest of the day off? Get some rest?
mucked: (☂ and you're the only lover i had)

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[personal profile] mucked 2018-02-09 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Just because the devil knocks and forces his way through your door, it doesn't mean you ought to put out the good china for him.

[ STICKING TO HER GUNS. ]
outstandingbalance: (pic#10792590)

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[personal profile] outstandingbalance 2018-02-09 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Jarvis. Feeling okay?

[It's a gentle way to broach the topic. She'd rather leave things open ended enough for him to avoid answering if he wants.]

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