[Text] Maybe some help?

[reluctantbastard]

So, how many people got those snow leopard things on Selvin-9?

What did you name them? I'm having a difficult time because this is the first time I've had anything like a pet. Um, I think it's a male.

Any suggestions?

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[supertardiness]

OMG IT'S SO CUTE.

Is it a boy or girl?

[Barry ... may have just wanted to see pictures of his big cat.]

[reluctantbastard]

I think it's a male? How can you tell?

[Barry, please.]

[supertardiness]

[ . . . . . . ]

Usually you ... check the undercarriage?

[reluctantbastard]

I'd rather my blood stay in my body as much as possible, thank you.

There must be another way.

[There's not.]

[supertardiness]

Well, there's drawing it's blood to test it's DNA, but it doesn't sound like you'd want to do that either.

[He's just saying.]

Do you ever play with it?

[reluctantbastard]

I'm not exactly keen on that, no.

[Look. You might be able to move at beyond light-speed, but Alistair is pretty much a normal human being. Maker.]

Sometimes? I mean, I got some stuff from the vendor who pretty much pushed it on me, but the cat doesn't seem too interested in playing with it. More like trying to bully around my wife's mabari.

[supertardiness]

Does it ever roll onto it's belly to stretch out?

[Most housecats do that. Big cats probably do too, right?]

[reluctantbastard]

I...guess. I'll be honest. I don't pay much attention to it. And when I do see it, it's usually curled up as a ball on the furniture or the cots in the medbay.

[supertardiness]

[WHY DON'T YOU PLAY WITH YOUR CAT, ALISTAIR. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.]

Why don't you? Pay attention to it, I mean.

[reluctantbastard]

I'm new to this whole pet experience. My wife's mabari doesn't require much and when he wants to play, he brings the toy to me.

[He was raised in a barn. Leave him alone.]

[supertardiness]

[S I G H.]

Well, cats can be finicky. They act like they're above play, but really you just have to work a bit harder to earn their love.

[reluctantbastard]

[Barry, you could solve this by trying to take the cat. Of course, the cat probably won't go with you, but...]

So, I have to just make it love me, even if it looks like it's going to bleed me quicker than a crazy mage?