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[reluctantbastard]

So, how many people got those snow leopard things on Selvin-9?

What did you name them? I'm having a difficult time because this is the first time I've had anything like a pet. Um, I think it's a male.

Any suggestions?

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[supertardiness]

[Barry Allen: Here for All Your Naming Needs, but there is one priority that needs to be addressed first:]

Send a picture? When naming something it's important to have a full understanding of what you're naming.

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[reluctantbastard]

[Thank goodness for having the knowledge about some of this technology being built into the communicators. Because, wow, they don't have anything like this on Thedas, not even with all the magic at hand.]

Uh, yeah, sure.

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See? It's a snow leopard/cat.

[ofkirkwall]

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[ Alistair, don't take naming advice from Marian who named her mabari Dog. Just don't do it. ]

[reluctantbastard]

That's, um, very literal. I was hoping for something a little more... creative.

[poisontippedcure]

[As a cat lady, Rose is almost insulted. Mostly because she can't imagine picking up a pet without first thinking of a name.]

Mine's name is Menphina. I named her after a goddess on my homeworld.

Whatever name you pick, it should be something important to you.

[reluctantbastard]

[He didn't pick the cat. It picked him. He just got resigned to the fact that he's a cat owner now. Stop judging him!]

Personal to me? That's why I have trouble with it. I'm rather boring to be honest.

And I can't really name it after any gods or goddesses. I mean, Thedosians really only have one God. Unless we're talking about the Dalish, but I'm not that familiar with their Creator Gods.

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[bryces_pup]

silly goose.

You can always name him after someone if you want

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[reluctantbastard]

Nothing I can think of works. And it seems sort of boring to name him after someone I know.

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[crowkiller]

What is this? A cat?

Here I thought all Fereldens were dog lovers.

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[bryces_pup]

It's a travesty. King of the dog lords, with a cat!

[She's joking but puts on all the airs of offense. ]

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[alwayscomeback]

Sir Fluffers of Spottington

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[reluctantbastard]

Is that a serious suggestion? Or are you adding to the list of jokes?

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[trudge]

nAME HIM ROWAN

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[crowkiller]

Sorry, he's definitely naming him after me.

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[whatisright]

Names are unnecessary.

Call him cat or a virtue he seems to aspire to.

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[reluctantbastard]

Names are definitely necessary for all things. Only spirits and demons can be named after their ideas.

Besides, 'cat' is boring. And the only virtues he seems to aspire to is 'sleep', 'eat', and 'demand affection'.

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[sylphid]

...if it has a penis it's a boy

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[reluctantbastard]

Well, I'm aware of the difference between boys and girls as humanoids, but I'm not really about to check to see if my cat has a penis. Seems pretty intrusive, if you ask me.

[unbridles]

I named mine Alexander.

[reluctantbastard]

So, did you name him after someone or do you just like that name?

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[apurrstate]

Knight-Commander Lacey Paws
Archon Cloudyspots
Mistress Dainty Claw

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[reluctantbastard]

You've done this before, I think.

I like that second one, aside from the mention of the Imperium. I don't think the cat is a Magister.

[tallasaking]

Let me think ... what is Riona always saying people call Fereldans? Oh yes! Doglord.

[reluctantbastard]

It's mostly the Marchers and Orlesians that call us Doglords, but we generally don't pay them any mind, since they're pretty much assholes.

But that's not a bad suggestion. He's already trying to boss Kiter around...

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[deviances]

[ Eithan is scrolling through all of these responses, and has come to a singular conclusion: ]

goddess everyone really sucks at naming things don't they

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[reluctantbastard]

I'm starting to come to that determination myself honestly. If I'd known that I'd get so many terrible suggestions, I would have avoided naming the cat.

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[noprophecies]

i named mine rohan, i thought she was a boy at first but as it turns out she is not

but i think it suits her anyway

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[reluctantbastard]

Uh, I was under the impression that Robin could work for either males or females. So, it's a good name.