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So, how many people got those snow leopard things on Selvin-9?

What did you name them? I'm having a difficult time because this is the first time I've had anything like a pet. Um, I think it's a male.

Any suggestions?

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Knight-Commander Lacey Paws
Archon Cloudyspots
Mistress Dainty Claw

You've done this before, I think.

I like that second one, aside from the mention of the Imperium. I don't think the cat is a Magister.

do not listen to any names anders provides

So far, Serah Hawke, his suggestions are more appropriate than the ones you've offered.

i take great offense to that your majesty
you have hurt my feelings
how could you

I'll apologize in person. Maybe. It's possible. One day.

As soon as you stop calling me "Your Majesty".

as though i will accept your apology after how deeply you wounded me
i am weeping actual tears
how could you make such a fantastic woman such as myself cry
you monster

majesty

You're not the first and you're probably not the last woman I've made cry.

Please take a number.

Champion.

you're just jealous of my amazing ability to name pets.
isn't yours dog?
Even Wolfe has better naming sense

Edited (Thank you!) 2018-03-01 05:26 (UTC)

Only a few times.
He most certainly isn't. He's better behaved.
It was Dorian's idea. He wanted me to name hime after an actual Archon.
I said no.

I mean, Archon Cloudyspots isn't that bad, but it's sort of like thumbing your nose up at the Imperium at the same time, right?

I suppose. If that's how it's taken, that's fine, but it's still just his name.

I hadn't realized anyone here might care enough to say anything.

[Except maybe Fenris, but anything against the Imperium was only ever a good thing to the elf, so Anders hardly thought about it.]

Ah, yeah, there's a Tevene mage on my ship. Name's Dorian. I haven't formally met him yet. But I bet he cares a lot.

Yes. he's the one who helped me name him. well, the Archon part, not the cloudyspots, that was my choice.

I suppose that's one way for him to care about that title. Oh, and I see that you did mention him before. Sorry, lots of people are chiming in with their opinions.

Justice thinks I should just call him Cat or Sloth.

Yours is an option to be considered at least.

Perfectly all right, I imagine plenty have opinions they're willing to share. Names, at least, are a fun opinion to have.

I wouldn't listen to a spirit who goes by his title for a name. spirits are often too literal for pets. He accused me of keeping my cat as a slave once.

Uh, I think there are a bunch of people in Tevinter who might be offended by that.

Archons cannot be a part of the Magisterium, that would offer a bias.

[ Hello mysterious text from some unknown number that's definitely not the Blue Fish main console. No, sir. ]

Edited 2018-02-28 04:03 (UTC)

And yet, I doubt that stops them anyway.

[You're so busted, Dorian. There's only one person on the entire Fleet that would know that or care enough to correct Alistair and Anders.]

Of course it doesn't. That's politics for you. Granted, you're rather intimate with what that is like, your Highness.

Not really surprised, but then again, everyone has their own agenda. That's what I've learned as of late.

[And he doesn't really care for it either.]

So, is there a reason you decided to do this anonymously?

A lesson you're learning far too late in life.

Oh, there are plenty of reasons. Mostly, because I have the ability. A standard of the Communication augment, naturally.

Yes, well, some of us were raised with animals that weren't a next of vipers. I do have some help for which I'm immensely grateful though.

Interesting. I just got bandages and books on what passes for medicine and healing on these ships.

As poor a stereotype as all Southerners having mabari. I'll have you know my family was known for our peacocks.

Nothing a skilled mage couldn't do immediately.

Who said I was talking about you?Have you ever sat around listening to half the Bannorn? I'd rather take the Mabari any day of the week.

Besides, it's not all Southerners. Just Fereldens.

And not everyone here is a mage, so it's probably a good idea to have someone skill in conventional healing in case one of you is out cold or, you know, are on another ship in an emergency. From what I gather, not every ship has four mages like the Blue Fish.

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