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[reluctantbastard]

So, how many people got those snow leopard things on Selvin-9?

What did you name them? I'm having a difficult time because this is the first time I've had anything like a pet. Um, I think it's a male.

Any suggestions?

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[reluctantbastard]

Yes, well, some of us were raised with animals that weren't a next of vipers. I do have some help for which I'm immensely grateful though.

Interesting. I just got bandages and books on what passes for medicine and healing on these ships.

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[fantachetic]

As poor a stereotype as all Southerners having mabari. I'll have you know my family was known for our peacocks.

Nothing a skilled mage couldn't do immediately.

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[reluctantbastard]

Who said I was talking about you?Have you ever sat around listening to half the Bannorn? I'd rather take the Mabari any day of the week.

Besides, it's not all Southerners. Just Fereldens.

And not everyone here is a mage, so it's probably a good idea to have someone skill in conventional healing in case one of you is out cold or, you know, are on another ship in an emergency. From what I gather, not every ship has four mages like the Blue Fish.

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[fantachetic]

I haven't, and I do not plan to.

Perish the thought, a fleet full of mages. How could anyone possibly handle it?

[ The sarcasm is positively dripping from these texts. ]

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[reluctantbastard]

You have that luxury.

And I suppose the Atroma thought to deal with it by having an unhappy ex-Templar novitiate in your midst.

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[fantachetic]

You would certainly be the first, to my knowledge.

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[reluctantbastard]

What? First sucker? I doubt that. Although, this place has my wife, so I can't really complain.

[fantachetic]

I suppose that works just as well..

Something I'm certain you'll not take lightly whilst you're both present.

[reluctantbastard]

No more than you take the fact that your closest friend is here, from what I understand.

[fantachetic]

Yes, it is certainly something I take full advantage of.

[ The details are a bit murky, since she's not really his own Inquisitor, but they've become dear friends while relearning to navigate everything. ]

[reluctantbastard]

Well, she might be my wife, but she's also my closest friend, so it's pretty close to the same thing.

But that doesn't get me any closer to naming this poor creature.

[fantachetic]

The many woes of the King. I am certain you will figure it out.

[reluctantbastard]

I guess. It's a pretty thankless job from what I've gathered.

[He doesn't really get to have a private life anymore. He misses that.]

You've been a help, Serah Pavus. I think.

[fantachetic]

Someone has to do it. How fortunate for you.

Of course I have. I am nothing if not helpful.

[reluctantbastard]

Right. Fortunate. Let's go with that.

And you've been as helpful as anyone else today. Sort of like a second ass on a dog.

[fantachetic]

There's the Southern charm.

[reluctantbastard]

We do try. I figure as king, it's my duty to be as charming to our northern neighbors as much as possible.

[fantachetic]

Is this the same charm and duty you've supplied to the mages of Redcliffe? If that is what you are providing, I want no part in it.

[reluctantbastard]

What mages in Redcliffe? Kinloch Hold is still a decently far distance from the Hinterlands the last time I checked.

[fantachetic]

Meet me in the bridge and we will have this conversation face to face.

[reluctantbastard]

Give me twenty minutes and I can meet you regarding this.