[Text] Maybe some help?

[reluctantbastard]

So, how many people got those snow leopard things on Selvin-9?

What did you name them? I'm having a difficult time because this is the first time I've had anything like a pet. Um, I think it's a male.

Any suggestions?

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[tallasaking]

Let me think ... what is Riona always saying people call Fereldans? Oh yes! Doglord.

[reluctantbastard]

It's mostly the Marchers and Orlesians that call us Doglords, but we generally don't pay them any mind, since they're pretty much assholes.

But that's not a bad suggestion. He's already trying to boss Kiter around...

[tallasaking]

I then expect his full name to be Doglord Tyrion. As we are looking to 'class it up' as they say in the parlance.

[reluctantbastard]

I'm not sure that I was attempting to class it up, honestly.

Also, who's Tyrion?

[tallasaking]

Well then just stick to Doglord then.

Oh, my apologies, that is me.

[reluctantbastard]

Hm. It's not so bad, especially for an imperious cat.

Maybe I should take the suggestion to name it after the Archon after all...

Ah, so you're Riona's friend, right?

[tallasaking]

Imperious animals should be named imperious things.

One of her best friends, or so she's told me. You are the much beloved husband, yes?

[reluctantbastard]

The most imperious creature I ever met was an apostate mage.

I would like to think so. Unless she has another husband somewhere and I don't know about it.

[tallasaking]

Well I now know a few of those.

Oh, I can simply say yes. As you are the love of her life.

[reluctantbastard]

What? Apostate mages or imperious creatures?

Well, that's good to know. A man can only take so many blows to his ego in one week.

[tallasaking]

I will say both and play it safe.

Oh no worries, your wife is rather mad about you. You are half of her conversations with me.

[reluctantbastard]

As far as I can tell, there are like four or five apostate mages from Thedas alone here right now.

Unless the other half are about plays and musicals, I'm fairly certain you've got the wrong wife.

[tallasaking]

I ... believe you are right, come to think of it. Gracious, that is a lot.

Well she is rather fond of musical theater. Also laughing at period inaccurate films.

[reluctantbastard]

That's when trouble brews, from my limited experience. Besides, more than two mages at a time tends to be trouble anyway.

That's her. Although, I'm not sure I want to know what a period inaccurate film is or why it's funny. It's the dresses, isn't it?

[tallasaking]

I think two more of anything is usually a bad idea.

Oh mostly weaponry.

1/2

[reluctantbastard]

Well, seeing as how there are four Grey Wardens are here on the Fleet...

Maybe we should start looking for Darkspawn.

2/2

[reluctantbastard]

... You know, it makes sense about the weapons. She's pretty picky about what she uses, but then a good sword will save your life in battle and if you have one that shatters, that is literal your death in you face.

Re: 2/2

[tallasaking]

...Do not tell me that. I do not need monsters ontop of everything else.

You see?

[reluctantbastard]

Uh, hate to break it to you, but I don't think the "people" that are responsible for our kidnappings are much better than monsters. Food for thought, I suppose.

She's a warrior queen. I can expect no less from her.

[tallasaking]

You have not been here long enough for that to be a misnomer, I suppose.

That she is.

[reluctantbastard]

I think giving them the title of people is generous. They've not really shown themselves to be very sympathetic. Aside from the little "vacation" planet we got to enjoy.

[tallasaking]

Yes, precisely that. They have about as much sympathy as the Dornes.

[reluctantbastard]

What's a Dornes?

[tallasaking]

A Dorne is a Dornish-man - a country in Westeros.

[reluctantbastard]

Well, that makes some sense, but I'd probably compare them to the Tevene Magisters of old, if I had to make a comparison.

[Not that he really knows any Tevene magisters. Dorian hardly counts.]