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[Tyrion is behind the bar of the Malun, hands folded over his ledger as he gives the camera a deep and pensive look, before he flashes a bright smile, mischief twinkling in his mis-matched eyes.]

So let me ask you something, fellow Fleeters. How precisely does one go about finding a 'lady friend' for entertainment outside of one's ship? I have been told by no less than three friends that I should have female companionship and yet I have no idea if anyone is interested or in fact, would ever be interested. I believe in your more modern parlances you have the joy of choice over your partners, something I have always envied. So how does a man, who looks like myself, find someone who wants to spend time with him in a romantic fashion without promising money and or a noble title?

[He folds his small hands around his bearded face, leaning forward.] I am listening. Intently.

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Then my lady, may I say frankly, and equivocally ... you really do not know me at all.

[A faint smile.]

But then again, someone who insults another without showing their face rarely seems like the sort to really get to know people in the first place.

Well, even if I wanted to show my face, these devices don't have any spiritual resonance. It's kind of impossible.

[She's not human~]

It's also annoying.

... are you some sort of talking ghost?

~ woooooooooooo I'm a ghooooooooooooost! ~

[Somewhere on Desolation, Rose is suddenly glad that Edna's not there.]

But that would be too easy for you, shortie. I'm just a seraph.

....what is a seraph, if I might be bold enough?

As if I would answer such a crass question over these devices?

[Except, he can't see her amused smile. It's fun.]

Fine. Just this once. Seraph are beings of immense spiritual power than help balance the forces of nature. We're very susceptible to corruption by the malevolence that humans create.

... Well, then I can see why you wouldn't want to be around us at all.

It's not really about what I want here, is it? If I got what I wanted, I would still be back home, on my mountain.

[Edna...]

That is fair...

[He snorts.]

I think of all of us here, I really wish you were back on the mountain.

[She snickers loudly.]

I doubt it. There's a very long line of people who wish I was back on my mountain. You're just the latest. Unluckily for you, the Atroma like that I make you all miserable.

Do you enjoy making people miserable?

[A longer pause.]

...are you blonde, with green eyes?

No, but it's an added side bonus when they annoy me.

[She's not outright cruel, Tyrion.]

You're only half-right on that.

[But which half?]

Oh, nothing ... I just received proof that genetics can transverse through dimensions, is all. You are very Lannister.

[Burn baby burn.]

That would only mean something if I were human.

[She's not cruel like your siblings, Tyrion. Just extremely annoyed with the world. And this world too.]

So what are you... you are not human. Are you a talking pony?

[Mostly because one did have to ask about these things.]

[There's a long, long pause as Edna attempts to figure out what the hell he's talking about.

And then she remembers all of the strange seraph she's known over the years. A part of her relents. A bit.]

No, I'm a seraph. You should be so lucky to meet a talking horse. It might actually like you.

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