[Video] [Public Feed] [Because why Wouldn't Tyrion put this out there for everyone?]

[tallasaking]

[Tyrion is behind the bar of the Malun, hands folded over his ledger as he gives the camera a deep and pensive look, before he flashes a bright smile, mischief twinkling in his mis-matched eyes.]

So let me ask you something, fellow Fleeters. How precisely does one go about finding a 'lady friend' for entertainment outside of one's ship? I have been told by no less than three friends that I should have female companionship and yet I have no idea if anyone is interested or in fact, would ever be interested. I believe in your more modern parlances you have the joy of choice over your partners, something I have always envied. So how does a man, who looks like myself, find someone who wants to spend time with him in a romantic fashion without promising money and or a noble title?

[He folds his small hands around his bearded face, leaning forward.] I am listening. Intently.

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[passingthrough]

Okay, but have you really thought about the single life? It's much harder to have your heart broken this way. And...all the fun of being alone. [She hates being alone.]

Private

[theladyofwinterfell]

You could start, perhaps, by talking to your wife.

[Voice]

[brothersboots]

Stop trying so hard. Desperation is just pathetic, not cute.

[tallasaking]

My dear Kitty, I believe I have mastered the single life. I am only putting this out here as a sense of ...experiment. Which so far, is working admirably in my favor, sad to say.

Re: Private

[tallasaking]

[....Ah. Hahahah. Haaahahah. Whoops.

He clears his throat.]

I was not trying to be -

Wait.

[He is now giving her an odd look, somewhere between embarrassment and confusion.]

... why do you care?

[Voice]

[tallasaking]

So you would say that you would not be interested in me at all because I am desperate or I am not cute or both?

Re: Private

[theladyofwinterfell]

Because I am your wife, Tyrion, and you’re here making a mockery of my attempts to have a relationship with you!

Why did you think I invited you to tea?

Private

[tallasaking]

[And now, we shall take a moment for Tyrion Lannister to be speechless. Utterly Speechless.

What came out afterwards was more of a croak than his usual smooth tones.]

... that you wanted us to be friends?

[passingthrough]

Someone asked you out? [Curious, not shocked.]

[tallasaking]

No, there is a lack of people asking me out. Ah. Perhaps. Maybe.

It ... might have happened without my noticing, apparently.

[passingthrough]

Wait, are you saying no or yes? Who secretly asked you out?

[tallasaking]

My wife, apparently. Well, my unconsummated through our marriage wife. Who was then married off to someone else, without my knowledge or consent or more importantly hers.

[private]

[passingthrough]

...What?

Sansa? [It takes her a moment to remember because it was only discussed once and it had been such a secret before. Although hearing she was married to someone else without her consent is new and horrifying.]

[Private]

[tallasaking]

Yes, Sansa. Thank you for setting this up private.

[Private]

[passingthrough]

Sure. So she... What happened?

[Private]

[tallasaking]

You remember when I told you I was accused of murder of my nephew?

[Private]

[passingthrough]

Yes. Joffrey the asshole one. [It takes some serious work to keep all the names together in her mind of people she's never met.]

[Private]

[tallasaking]

Well ... after I ran off to find Daenarys, she was absconded by Littlefinger. He apparently brought her to marry her off to Ramsey Bolton.

[Private]

[passingthrough]

[Her eyes widen.] Isn't that the person who tortured Theon? [She's hoping "Ramsey" is just a common name. But she remembers how shattered Theon seemed when he returned briefly after gaining new memories.]

Re: [Private]

[tallasaking]

... Yes. Yes he was. Theon's torturer was my wife's new husband.

[A deeper sigh.]

[universal_charm]

You make me swoon every time I see you, Tyrion. I can’t imagine you having an issue finding companionship.

Re: Private

[theladyofwinterfell]

I thought Lannisters were meant to be clever.

You may resume your search for a woman without me or our marriage impeding your progress. I would hardly want to be an obstacle to overcome.

[Private]

[passingthrough]

Well...fuck. [It was the only thing that felt appropriate. Sorry, comics code.]

I thought she seemed different, but I only really talked to her once before. Is she okay? [Probably none of her business but she's concerned. She wishes her family were still here for her.]

Private

[tallasaking]

I am glad you are here. I am afraid I have ... made a grave mistake.

Re: Private

[universal_charm]

_{[ Well there goes the teasing. Have a concerned brow furrow. ]}

What do you mean? What happened?