[Video] [Public Feed] [Because why Wouldn't Tyrion put this out there for everyone?]

[tallasaking]

[Tyrion is behind the bar of the Malun, hands folded over his ledger as he gives the camera a deep and pensive look, before he flashes a bright smile, mischief twinkling in his mis-matched eyes.]

So let me ask you something, fellow Fleeters. How precisely does one go about finding a 'lady friend' for entertainment outside of one's ship? I have been told by no less than three friends that I should have female companionship and yet I have no idea if anyone is interested or in fact, would ever be interested. I believe in your more modern parlances you have the joy of choice over your partners, something I have always envied. So how does a man, who looks like myself, find someone who wants to spend time with him in a romantic fashion without promising money and or a noble title?

[He folds his small hands around his bearded face, leaning forward.] I am listening. Intently.

Comments

[passingthrough]

Okay, but have you really thought about the single life? It's much harder to have your heart broken this way. And...all the fun of being alone. [She hates being alone.]

[tallasaking]

My dear Kitty, I believe I have mastered the single life. I am only putting this out here as a sense of ...experiment. Which so far, is working admirably in my favor, sad to say.

[passingthrough]

Someone asked you out? [Curious, not shocked.]

[tallasaking]

No, there is a lack of people asking me out. Ah. Perhaps. Maybe.

It ... might have happened without my noticing, apparently.

Private

[theladyofwinterfell]

You could start, perhaps, by talking to your wife.

Re: Private

[tallasaking]

[....Ah. Hahahah. Haaahahah. Whoops.

He clears his throat.]

I was not trying to be -

Wait.

[He is now giving her an odd look, somewhere between embarrassment and confusion.]

... why do you care?

Re: Private

[theladyofwinterfell]

Because I am your wife, Tyrion, and you’re here making a mockery of my attempts to have a relationship with you!

Why did you think I invited you to tea?

Private

[tallasaking]

[And now, we shall take a moment for Tyrion Lannister to be speechless. Utterly Speechless.

What came out afterwards was more of a croak than his usual smooth tones.]

... that you wanted us to be friends?

[Voice]

[brothersboots]

Stop trying so hard. Desperation is just pathetic, not cute.

[Voice]

[tallasaking]

So you would say that you would not be interested in me at all because I am desperate or I am not cute or both?

[Voice]

[brothersboots]

[She's not interested in him because he's human, but why the hell not.]

Both. They're both equally weighted in the fact that I find you undesirable.

Re: [Voice]

[tallasaking]

Well thank you for proving my point.

[A little LATE perhaps but still.]

[universal_charm]

You make me swoon every time I see you, Tyrion. I can’t imagine you having an issue finding companionship.

Private

[tallasaking]

I am glad you are here. I am afraid I have ... made a grave mistake.

Re: Private

[universal_charm]

_{[ Well there goes the teasing. Have a concerned brow furrow. ]}

What do you mean? What happened?

Private

[tallasaking]

Do you recall how often you have told me that I am ... that I have to be easier on myself in affairs of the heart and people would see me as I was and not who I thought I looked like? I dearly wish I had listened to you instead of assuming that no one ever could.

[candothat]

If someone gives you good advice, please consider sharing it?

[tallasaking]

....well first of all, my friend, make sure that no one is actually interested.

[candothat]

A good piece of advice. I maybe shouldn't ask, but... did you learn this from experience?

[He sees all of these private responses, there's something going on..]

[cajunspice]

['A lady friend for entertainment'. There were a few ways of taking that and of course Remy's brain immediately went first to the ones he found amusing. Though he did take time to push any possibly jokes he had to the cultural differences in describing a 'girlfriend' before answering the video.

Assuming that is what Tyrion had mean. It was worth checking ahead of time to see if he had read the situation correctly.] Ah, now, when ya say 'companionship', how long term are ya meanin'? Something a bit longer, or leanin' more towards a night or two, because I find those tend to require different approaches.

[tallasaking]

I was honestly trying to prove the point that no one wanted me... however this has now horrifically backfired! [Ahahahah. Hah. Haaaah. Ahem.]

[cajunspice]

Ahh, that so? [Remy managed to keep his smile under control, for the most, amused at the surprising turn in events. Even if Tyrion might not be. Or too shell shocked to really process it right now.] Well, I gotta say, cher, there is certainly worse ways for that to go than to find out ya desirable. Though, I guess the down side to that be that it does kinda ruin the point ya were makin', which hopefully ya pride or ego or whatever ya choose to go with can take that hit.

[goldenglasses]

Promise dinner instead! They get free food! You get company that may lead to more. It's win-win! Just, make sure you're clear that you're only inviting the female members of the fleet and not, you know, everyone. [Disclaimer: Never take dating advice from Vash.]

[tallasaking]

Do you think dinner would also be something of an apology as well?

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, it could be, at least for a start. But why-- [Wait? Asking for dating advice then immediately asking for advice on apologies? That can likely only mean one thing.]

Oooh! Someone's in trouuuuuuuuuble! [Vash the Stampede: The 136 year old man with the mind and mannerisms of a 6 year old.]