[Video/Action: Open] The Lone Breaker System

[spacebro]

Who: Mon-El and YOU!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: And yes!
When: Anytime between 3/10 and 4/14

[Video: Horny Antelope]
[Mon-El is out and about on the planet when he comes across a very unusual lifeform even for someone like him who has traveled extensively. It looks like the antelope of Earth, but there are five of them that appear conjoined with just an unreasonable amount of horns. He fills the frame of the broadcast with the creature as it has a snack.]

Are you all as disturbed by this as I am? Maybe this is what ate all the people who were here.

[Action: Fairgrounds]
[The place may be a little creepy, but what’s not to love about trying out the different rides? He gives everything a try but the roller coaster is his favorite. You can see him enjoying himself on that until it almost inevitably gets stuck. Instead of waiting for it to start working again he just hops down from really high in the air and lands on his feet like it was nothing.

He’s also sampling all the fair foods and occasionally tucking some away for Kara. Is it sad or awesome to see someone double fisting a corn dog and a funnel cake? You might get a somewhat muffled greeting if he sees you while he’s trying to swallow. Just classy prince stuff here.]

[Wildcard]
[This can be anywhere on the planet, the Goldstone where he lives, the Space Bar where he bartends, or anywhere else on the Iskaulit!]

Comments

[Action: Diner — Closed to Sokka]

[spacebro]

[When Mon-El realized there was a magically refilling super stack of pancakes at the diner there was really only one option. He had to challenge Sokka to a duel. It has to happen shortly before everything resets itself so that they can both take their best shot at the stack. Who can do it fastest?]

So, do you want to go first or second?

[alwayscomeback]

[He is sat there, prepared, fingers twitching, ready. Like a proper old west standoff. But with pancakes because, you know, they know where their strengths lie. ]

Age before beauty, Mon-El.

[spacebro]

[He pauses for a moment to parse that since it's his first time hearing the turn of phrase.]

Hey!

[alwayscomeback]

[He grins when that finally processes- giving Mon-El a slow and deliberate thumbs-up.]

[spacebro]

Mean, but I eat first so...okay. [He will seat himself before THE TOWER OF PANCAKES!] You are in charge of timing me. Give me a countdown.

[Video]

[mikangirl]

This is why my mind goes to "past terraforming accident".

[She saw one of those herself. SHE NOPED ON OUT.]

[Video]

[spacebro]

That sounds very possible. I've seen some other strange things out here, but this was...more. [Just more. More horns. More antelope. More hideous.]

[Video]

[mikangirl]

Yeah, we've got some pretty weird creatures back home, but that antelope takes the cake.

What are you doing out there, anyway?

[Video]

[spacebro]

That antelope takes whatever he wants. Who would get in his way?

I figured I should check things out and see if there was anything else to find that sensors weren't picking up.

[Video]

[mikangirl]

Fair. Anything besides creepy animals?

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[tempredmental]

That's just creepy as all get out.

Video

[spacebro]

At least double all of the get out. [What?] And I thought inside the town was creepy. [He also thinks inside the town is delightful with all the food. Details, details.]

Re: Video

[tempredmental]

What would that even have developed from? Like... It looks like someone smashed several animals together or something.

Video

[spacebro]

Maybe that's just what animals look like on this world? I saw some strange lizard-ish things too.

[video]

[tough_love]

...I suppose congratulations are in order.

You have discovered the first creature I would be willing to hunt, but have no intention of eating.

[Because Tetra's Fist, what is wrong with that thing?!?!]

[video]

[spacebro]

Thank you?

[But would you fall in love with it if you hunted it and it bested you?

He's had some talks with Sokka.]

I definitely recommend the funnel cakes over... [waves his hand awkwardly at the creature as he tries to come up with an appropriate title] Norman.

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[dreamvour]

That's not very nice to say. It isn't his fault he's like that.

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[spacebro]

We don't know that.

[But after a moment he bobs his head in some concession.] But probably not, no.

I don't think we've met. I'm Mon-El.

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[dreamvour]

Either they've always existed that way, or something made them that way, I figure.

We haven't, no. I'm Baku.

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[spacebro]

Nice to meet you. I'm usually friendlier to animals. [And the animals are generally not so nightmare inducing.]

Action 1/2

[goldenglasses]

[Vash needed to get out and clear his head after staring at video in the media lab all day. He had heard the funnel cake was really good and he wanted to try some. He’s pretty sure someone said it was near the roller cost-]

Action 2/3 I lied

[goldenglasses]

[HOLY SHIT!!!! SKY PERSON LANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM SUDDENLY!!!!!]

Action 3/3

[goldenglasses]

[With an amazing flailing display of pinwheeling arms and kicking legs; Vash throws himself backwards onto the ground. With a loud squawking scream added for good measure as his butt violently meets the ground.]

Having a good day off?

[Asked casually from the ground. He’ll get up in a moment. Maybe.]

[spacebro]

[Gosh! Pinwheeling man! But instead of falling backward Mon-El just watches with widened eyes.]

Better than yours?

[He reaches down to offer Vash a hand up.]

Are you okay? I didn't mean to startle you.

[goldenglasses]

[He doesn't really need it, but Vash takes the offered hand to help him jump back up onto his feet.]

Yeah. I'll be fine. [He looks up towards the top of the roller coaster.] I don't remember jumping being apart of this ride.