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[heresyandlace]

Who: The burrito of death (aka Tek)
Broadcast: Audio, open to the fleet
Action: Bloodsport cargo hold
When: Broadcast day after the attack - Action open all month

[this one is sent in audio only, because goodness no one needs to see his current face--though, his voice isn't right either. it's too light, too delicate, and there is a little too much purr to it. especially without the aid of a video feed, it's hard to tell whether the speaker is male or female or monster at all.

and the tone is nothing but flat.]

Everyone is safe and accounted for? Nothing is entirely amiss? Wonderful.

[he isn't bitter about no one asking about his absence at all. nope. not one bit.]

So, I guess it's about time to start returning to our old routine, hmm? Everyone ready for things to go back to normal? Especially with such a good distraction from our recent little 'vacation home,' I know I sure am ready to forget about everything that just happened.

[this weapons-grade sarcasm could burn a hole through the floor.]

Especially with all of this new spending cash. ...Have you all checked your accounts today? The bonuses are already rolling in.

Isn't it wonderful.

[this sorry creature feels sickened and infuriated and doesn't have the strength to vent it any other way. so, a pissy broadcast it is!

and for anyone wandering the Red Fish any time soon, he can be found actually sitting up now. still wrapped in blankets and misery, but he's at least upright. it's a step.]

Comments

[whereivebeen]

Oh, excuse me for being a little more concerned over making sure people ain't dying, asshole.

What's your fucking problem?

[heresyandlace]

My problem is that right now--somewhere--there is someone applauding this. We have just put on a grand show, and are being rewarded for our suffering.

And I'm sure that you sitting here and arguing with me like this is just tickling them to death.

[whereivebeen]

Yeah, well, they're probably applauding when I take a fuckin shower, too, but i'm not gonna stop bathing.

Get over yourself and try helping out so maybe we can figure a way out of this shit instead of people dying because their ships fell the fuck apart.

[heresyandlace]

Everyone helps in different ways. I'm doing my part.

Figuring a way out of this is exactly what I want, so why not start now? Before they get the chance to do this again.

[whereivebeen]

Yeah, well, I kinda feel like being a bitch about people not being constantly as pissed as you want them to be is the opposite of helping.

But hey, just my opinion. Maybe everyone else just totally loves being judged by some jack-off like you.

[heresyandlace]

Let's call it 'tough love.'

And while some people may take it as some kind of ridiculous personal attack, hopefully someone out there will have the capacity to see the larger picture, and decide to direct their anger where it really belongs.

[whereivebeen]

Yeah because you being all sarcastic about "enjoying" our time blah blah blah is totally not a personal attack.

Whatever, go to hell. I'm gonna go back to actually helping people.

[heresyandlace]

Once you're done applying bandaids and patching leaks in the rafts, if you feel like doing something that will actually help your fellow captives, look me up.

Otherwise, enjoy the rest of your day.

video;

[whereivebeen]

[ Switches to video for the most fake-cheerful smile and flipping him the bird, then cuts the connection. ]